DEADBEAT BABY DAD

Brian Anthony Battle from east Baltimore.

My deadbeat baby dad is consistent at being inconsistent unless he wants sex.

by Buttanutt April 23, 2020

step dad issues

when you hate something as much as you would hate your step dad

"I have step dad issues with the media"

by gigglypuffash August 8, 2015

ur dad lesbian

the greatest insult in the universe/ the only insult greater than "ur mom gay"

normie: ur mom gay
Chad: ur dad lesbian
normie: SHiitt *fucking has a heart attack and fucking implodes

by @_gay.icon_ December 3, 2020

ur dads gay

This is a very overused insult. Aka in a arguement they will use it.

Rich uncle penny bags:You r not my frend
Mr fishstick: Well,ur dads gay.
Rich uncle penny bags: Dies and never returns

by Yoongisuga May 10, 2018

your dad is bald

This means that your dad is bald and thats it

YOUR DAD IS BALD

by imintheghetto ratatata June 23, 2019

Dirty Jacob’s Dad

A sexual act where an attractive middle aged man who often enjoys cycling steals the dog bed and television from his son’s house and uses it to lure the dog back to his local gym. He then proceeds to dress up in tight pink Lycra and perform a handstand by the exercise bikes with butter rubbed along his huge dick so that the dog sucks him off while watching other hot men cycling on his stolen TV. This is usually accompanied by extremely loud screams from the man to attract as much attention to himself as possible as well as gleeful noises from the sucking dog when it’s fur is splattered with tasty white cum.

“What’s that screaming? Is there a dog in here?”

“Don’t worry, it’s just someone doing a Dirty Jacob’s Dad in the corner.”

by MantleLikesKids November 6, 2022

chad dad

rerons daddy from chad

My friend is a chad dad.

by Chad dad December 20, 2017