jumpy crotch

When a hoe leapfrogs from one man to the next and being promiscuous and shit.

Dude 1: Damn, she being a jumpy crotch hoe fooling around with every man in town.

Dude 2: Hey, that's my wife!

Dude 1: Sorry, man, you done got cucked. I even got my share off her.

by Fly Felix February 18, 2022

Crotch puppies

The process of walking a dog with the leash trailing between the two back legs in an attempt to gain canine compliance through overstimulation or greater fear of the collar pull. (Sidebar: Or the dog walker is dumb.)

Did you see those two crotch puppies on the trail yesterday? I feel so bad for those pooches. Someone needs to learn how to walk a dog.

by Henry 'Maverick' Sapling January 21, 2021

Fire Crotch

The explicit sucking of thy dick and lighting pubic hairs on fire, in hailing the smoke while sucking

Dude! Me and Michaels mom tried the fire crotch last night! That was fun as fuck! I love BDSM

by niggernuts1969fortnitenigger April 19, 2022

Crotch-witch

Horny slut

If a man tells you to make him a "sandwich", imagine him in a three-sum with two women, but if you wanna get in a girl's pants, call her a crotch-witch.

by Para-nuro-chick January 14, 2021

Crotch Cotton

The annoying fucking lint found on the crotch of various sweatpants.

dude: aye you tryna fuk
girl: ew no your crotch cotton is as much as a turn off your grammar

by CosmicDragon August 5, 2016

crotch napkin

Mans mustache and or beard during conalingus

His crotch napkin tickled me

by kiitty December 16, 2014

Crotch Paste

The gooey buildup of sweat, baby powder & dead skin that accumulates on/around a person's genitals after going without bathing for an extended period of time.

I tried to give him/her some head, but all the crotch paste grossed me out

by Kommissar August 24, 2021