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Gucci crotch

A vagina that is so fine it had to be made by gucci.
The chick I took home last night had that gucci crotch!
by Pendleton March 4, 2022
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Toxic crotch

A vaginal odor that is the likes of rotting flesh or has the stench of the green & yellow custard dripping from a dead dogs eye.
'Bro she got that Toxic Crotch yo!!! You wouldn't catch me going down on that girl in this life or the next.
by Half G March 1, 2019
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CROTCH BOGGLE

When a person grabs a man by the balls and gazes into the very being of his soul.
Evan got crotch boggled by the cologne guy in the restroom.
by Saikosekai November 21, 2019
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Ice Crotch

"Dude, why doesn't Lisa give me back my dress?"
"You already know she's an Ice Crotch. I don't know why you gave it to her."
by Browneyes May 7, 2012
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Crotch Crickets

When a woman rubs her legs together in close proximity to someone she is attracted to, to hint that she is aroused. (Like a cricket does to attract a mate)
Look at that girl rubbing her legs together. She has the crotch crickets for sure.
by 0hotm0mma0 November 10, 2022
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Crotching

The term was first coined - CROTCH LAMBADA - at the University of Georgia in 1994. It was named after the movie - LAMBADA - THE FORBIDDEN DANCE. The term refers to dancing very closely together while rubbing crotches together. It was later simplified and spread as "CROTCHING". Its more accurate and descriptive than the more popular term "GRINDING". The vernacular is usually used as a verb but can be used as a noun as well.
"Man - I loved crotching her last night!"

"Let's go crotching tonight"

"You see that hot guy I was crotching with last night?"

"Yes, you got crotched big time."
by Grandmasterwhoopass May 12, 2022
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music crotch

When one of your earbuds fall down and rests in your crothch.
Dude: Shit
Mate: What?
Dude: I just got a music crotch
Mate: Haha lol
by music crothch January 31, 2016
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