Crip-Fu

When a severely crippled person tries to do Kung-Fu but realizes their legs no longer work properly in order for them to do said Kung-Fu moves.

"Did you see that Crip-Fu?"

"Yeah, silly Cripple, Kung-Fu is for those who can walk."

by Mysterious Frying Pan May 15, 2017

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Crump Nugget

Another term to describe someone with a millimeter peter

You are such a crump nugget

by Cornellius smack July 26, 2017

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crimpo

A crusted individual. A bit flakey.

*in Australian accent* "golly, he was a real crimpo..!"

by MrsSpriggs July 27, 2017

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Crime

Something completely legal... until you get caught.

Every crime is right, unless you're found out.

by Silver Nightray August 22, 2017

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A gang dominently on the West Coast, are mostly in hiding after breaking a Queen of Hearts heart, unfaulty due to the same ol' shit. Unfortunately, with music strictly underground have lost much news source. Crips sprung from Sneaks Forest, blue is where it's at, all heart and more play makes for a blue day, couldn't ask for a better Bay. Often, unfair discrimination can be seen in rules such as no gun silencers, and the naming and hating on cat callers. Crips call bloods pigs and send tissue and cards in regards, since slobs are a fan of squares. They at times, can't sleep due to anger caused by so you eat people, sups? Crips are also known for the best dance in the world, but that's not their job, and cannot due the dance correctly if their heart is negatively afflicted.

Lolo: What's craccin' , cuddie?

Steve: Crip be at blue, boo loot the trill.

by booziebobeep August 26, 2017

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