condoize

The process of changing the legal status of a collection of housing units - whether a house with multiple apartments or a residential building - into condominiums.

Mike: If we evict the tenants and upgrade the kitchens and bathrooms, we could make this dump into someplace people would actually want to live. I'm sure we could get the permits to condoize the place and re-sell it.

Jessica: I'm sure that old woman's family will be happy to have her out of this house. I can't imagine MY grandmother living in a place like this for 40 years.

by Stefan Lynch May 25, 2008

condoleezzad

to go endlessly around in circles, accomplishing nothing.

Congress has condoleezzad all year long. It looks like nothing is going to get done until after the election.

by EricKuhn June 17, 2008

condimentia

A medical condition in which the elderly lose their sense of taste and overstock their condiments to enhance every food item they prepare.

Man, my grandma's fridge has nothing but half-used jars of horse radish, ketchup, and hot sauce. Her condimentia is really getting bad.

by jonojett May 21, 2011

condo

shorthand for conditionality. A term used in policy debate with conditional arguments, such as counterplans and kritiks, but can also apply to some advantages and a plantext. Arguably abusive in debate rounds and a viable 2AR strategy if the negative reads more than five offcase positions that the 2AC can't cover.

I heard his 2AR was a full five minutes on condo bad. Needless to say, the neg's 2NR strat was fucked coming out of that 2AR.

by baudrillard August 1, 2018

bukakke condo

a condo which is designated for the event of bukakke

if you walk into a bukakke condo you wil witness a female sitting in the middle of a circle of masterbating males revving their cocks for the ultimate ejaculation, aimed in the direction of the females face.

by jenifer macelroy July 10, 2010

Condomize

To be thrifty with condom use; to use it multiple times.

"I only have one condom left and no money for the next week. It's time to tighten my belt and condomize."

by Ricks Real February 9, 2013

condor

Funny slang for a condominium.

I found a sweet condor with a view, I think I'm going to put an offer in.

by Eduardo Morenzos October 16, 2006