Hold My Coffee

Something people say when they are about to do something cool/badass

Tyrone: Yo run 1s in basketball

Carl: Hold my coffee

by tacomuncher_99 January 11, 2024

Coffee

Teachers would die if someone didn't invent this.

My teachers breath smells like coffee.

by axbodyspray February 3, 2024

Coffee

Sweet food often though not always eaten at the end of a meal.

That dessert place has the best coffee in town

by Semen_Supreme December 5, 2022

already-existing coffee

Also called AEC (not to be confused with AOC). Not-exactly-fresh coffee. Coffee still in the pot from the morning, or the previous night.

"Hey, you want some coffee? I've got some left over from breakfast, or I can make a fresh pot..."

"Nah, don't bother with fresh, already-existing coffee will be fine."

by skipmendler December 22, 2022

meet me at the coffee shop

An Indian song made with pure Indian delicacy

"bro wanna listen to the song that goes like meet me at the coffee shop?2

by Oilymen November 30, 2023

Miami coffee

Cocaine.

Hey, you tired? I have coffee. Miami coffee. Got a state?

by Hadita December 1, 2023

english coffee

A euphemism used by office workers when going to the pub to grab a pint (typically beer). Whilst drinking at work may be frowned upon, grabbing coffee with your fellow colleagues is widely socially acceptable. Hence English Coffee.

"English" can also be commonly replaced with "Russian" or "Irish", though these are considered less subtle and may blow one's cover.

"I had a long day mate, Lets grab an English coffee this afternoon."

by salary man December 14, 2023