You are a hardcore coffee drinker if you have coffee in your veins and drink nothing but.
P.s.
You're a vampire.
P.s.
You're a vampire.
by PrincessPea04 December 9, 2019

by Orebank Bus Rider October 29, 2023

When your bowel movement smells of coffee, and has the consistency and color of tar. Usually caused by ingesting copious amounts of coffee
I was pulled over by the police last night. And I had a massive coffee tar shit in the back of their car. It was wild"
by anonymous April 26, 2022

by Summer with tree my door May 15, 2021

A man who doesn’t drink coffee, but will bring his girlfriend coffee because she has cknvinced him that it’s foreplay. He will allow her to take photos of the delivery for her Instagram and to create a hashtag (#coffeemonkey) to display his prowess.
by Ms. Coffee January 17, 2019

by ecks of dee August 11, 2018

by Hym Iam September 1, 2023
