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2am coffee grind

when it's 2am and realize you've done absolutely nothing all day so you gotta grind fr starting now. bonus points if major test the next day and you don't know shit. chug coffee, pray to a god, hate yourself, and turn Youtube OFF
concerned, sane friend: hey, why do you look so tired?
2am coffee grinder: I was on that 2am coffee grind last night.
by ao3+starbucks addict January 10, 2024
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coffee with milk

a coolidiculous/very offensive, depending on the context, term for a bi-racial, or perceived to be bi-racial, person
the phrase coffee with milk, under certain circumstances, can actually offend the person you are talking to. please do not use it à tort et à travers
by Sexydimma January 31, 2015
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Coffee Lock

A reaction to drinking too much coffee. The entire body becomes stiffened and taut, and every muscle aches. It is utter pain.
"Good god my whole body hurts...must be a coffee lock."
by Th3R0ach March 13, 2023
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St. Joseph Island Coffee Roasters

A single origin shade-grown coffee from Colombia. Please thank these farmers.
Get St. Joseph Island Coffee Roasters Sumatra Coffee Beans delivered to you in as fast as 1 hour via Instacart or choose curbside or in-store pickup
by SPrice1980 May 25, 2023
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Greek coffee

When you jerk it into a coffee mug and use the semen as creamer
“Cream or sugar today sir?”

No thank you, I’ll be having greek coffee today, just bring the pot and a mug”
by TheCiscoKidd November 4, 2020
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Children's coffee

My toilet won't flush all full of the children's coffee
by Cody5050 January 27, 2022
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Coffee

Man... I need coffee and vacation.
Loads of both.
Mhh... Zzzzzzzz......
by poke-nl December 18, 2016
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