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heirloom cock

The names and phone numbers that get passed along now that your friend is seeing someone exclusively.
Now that Jason and Cindy are exclusive, she said she'd pass along some of her Heirloom Cock to us. Dibs on the guy with all the tattoos.
by Ephemily May 19, 2012
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Cock in Law

When multiple men have had sex with the same woman.
Damn Tommy Mac, you banged her too? I guess that makes us cock in laws cause I tore that pussy up!!
by Quindlen Rules July 9, 2011
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Cock-Necklace

An item of jewelry commonly worn around the neck or held in the hand. It would usually consist of a piece of string, slim rope of sometimes wire with a span large enough to encircle the back and leave considerable room for comfort.

It would then be laden with severed penises (also known as dicks, cocks, savage schlongs, bellends or otherwise), leading to the name cock-necklace. These “cocks” would usually be equally spaced along the necklace which would display an artistic penis placement by the creator. They originated from Viking times when Norse tribes would raid monk settlement, severing their genitals before applying them to items of clothing and jewelry such as cloaks, boots and, of course, the infamous necklace.
Norseman 1: Is that...a cock-necklace?
Norseman’s wife: Yes.
Norseman 1: If I had one that size I’d faint! The rush of blood to something that size would knock any man out!

Norseman’s wife: This one is only 3 inches long.
by Edward of All Men December 11, 2020
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Cock Suckler

Not cock sucking but the suckling of a cock. Instead of a nipple a female gently suckles on a cock slowly suckling the semen out of the erect cock.
I took this broad out and she started suckling on my cock until I was empty. Ahe was the best cock suckler I ever had.
by Ernnnn January 30, 2021
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hippo cock

most random shit ever used to annoy people
person 1: hippo cock
person 2: goddamn! stfu already bitch ass nigga.
by Zissler March 19, 2021
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cock suck

Kevin, stop the cock suck! You'll suffocate the Chicken!
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Crater Cock

Noun. A penis with crater-like scars that came from monkeypox lesions.
He couldn’t play with his crater cock after contracting Monkeypox last week.
by gdiz916 August 16, 2022
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