chuck norris

god.
chuck as all mighty powers and created the earth

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

by Chuck norris slave September 23, 2007

Chuck Norris

The end of the world.

Chuck Norris *roundhouse kick* KABOOOOM

by ROMEYROME! October 18, 2009

Chuck Norris

God.

Did you see that guy, he's a Chuck Norris at video games.

by Maria is amazing August 6, 2008

Chuck Norris

The nine parts of speech are the - noun,pronoun,verb,adverb,adjective,preposition,conjunction,interjection and Chuck Norris

Student: What's a noun?
Class teacher: A noun is anything that has weight and pwns space
Student: What's a Chuck Norris?
Class teacher: Chuck Norris is not defined by words, words are defined by Chuck Norris

by BgFsh August 26, 2009

Chuck Norris

A moving tank.Probably from the future.Simply cannot be destroyed.

Japan:We'd better surrender,they've got Chuck Norris!

by god of word June 10, 2010

chuckable

when your laughing in the hood, you are chuckable

man, shoot that boy is chuckable.

by holler at a white girl March 3, 2003

Chuck Norris

A kick ass old guy, who happens to be a red head. He starred on Walker, Texas Ranger.

1:Dang, are Michael Obille and Chuck Norris the same person?
2: Naw, Michael O is clearly his alternate ego

by uber6969 April 10, 2008