The children raced down the steps on Christmas morning only discover that somehow Santa seemed to have skipped over their home. The only gift they received that year were a bunch of chimpanzee frowns.
by m o g w a i June 27, 2007
Get the Chimpanzee Frown mug.Chimjaju is the rare evolution of Chimchar, an already exceedingly worthless pokeman from the popular childrens card game, pokemon. Chimjaju evolves when your Chimchar fails so hard it delevels to level 1, evolving into Chimjaju. Chimjaju can't learn any moves but special, self-inflicting moves. Chimjaju can't even say it's own name like other pokemons can, showing it's utter stupidity. In fact, when you call your Chimjaju, it will respond with "wtf?" Chimjaju's are quite common and can be found in relatively Asian high schools, and you are advised to kill them on sight if you don't have pokeballs to subjugate them.
Additionally, a Chimjaju is so stupid it's intellect rivals the epic failure of the tomonori. Fortunately, Chimjaju's cannot breed, and are in fact just degenerate monkeys that lack any real central nervous system. Rest assured, I did not hear you like Chimjaju's.
Additionally, a Chimjaju is so stupid it's intellect rivals the epic failure of the tomonori. Fortunately, Chimjaju's cannot breed, and are in fact just degenerate monkeys that lack any real central nervous system. Rest assured, I did not hear you like Chimjaju's.
Ash: Alright! I caught a Chimjaju
Misty/may/other female sluts like Brock or throwaway characters : But you already have at least 20.
Ash : Yes, but I like to send them to professor Oak.
Oak : Little shit! I did your mom!...i really did.
Ash : Enjoy your herpes.
Oak : what?
Ash : Sorry i meant AIDS.
Oak : oh good.
Misty/may/other female sluts like Brock or throwaway characters : But you already have at least 20.
Ash : Yes, but I like to send them to professor Oak.
Oak : Little shit! I did your mom!...i really did.
Ash : Enjoy your herpes.
Oak : what?
Ash : Sorry i meant AIDS.
Oak : oh good.
by zzzzzxxxxxxxxxzzx January 13, 2009
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Is when a male inserts his penis into a stoma (hole in the neck in order to breathe) and has sex with the hole
I saw that this bitch had a bermuda triangle and i couldnt go down there or i would have ended up giving her a free meal so i went up to the neck for the chimney sweep
by travs05 December 20, 2008
Get the chimney sweep mug.Verb: an unsuccessful attempt at trying to sneakily royally screw someone out of money. (chimp-fucking)
Noun: (Chimp-Fucker) One who gives off the impression and/or is caught in the act of trying to screw someone royally.
Noun: (Chimp-Fucker) One who gives off the impression and/or is caught in the act of trying to screw someone royally.
Jimmy: That Terminex guy was trying to charge me $1300 for Termites when it turns out what he was looking at was only water damage.
Danny: He was trying to Chimp-Fuck you!
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Pimp: Where's my money?
Prostitute: That's my money!
Pimp: You're just trying to chimp-fuck me!!!
Danny: He was trying to Chimp-Fuck you!
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Pimp: Where's my money?
Prostitute: That's my money!
Pimp: You're just trying to chimp-fuck me!!!
by SonofNorthernDarkness August 13, 2009
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Get the Chimples mug.I pulled down my girlfriend`s tracky bottoms and was still floppy. I must be a Batty boy and be Chimpotent.
by Daggg June 2, 2010
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