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Chicago Facefuck

Similar to a Chicago Handshake (the drink), a Chicago Facefuck is a shot that's half Fireball Whiskey and half malört followed by an Old Style beer.
Guy 1: Hey want a shot of Fireball? (hands Guy 2 a shot)
Guy 2: Yeah sure...Ugh! What was that?!
Guy 1: Haha, you just got Facefucked!
Guy 2: Aw dammit, a Chicago Facefuck? Someone get me an Old Style to get this malort out of my mouth!
by Mizami October 8, 2018
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Chica Dudetta

We are heading down to south beach to see some chica dudetta at the drag show.
by CircusBear May 9, 2019
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chicago children’s choir

A place where you are forced to be perfect by being enslaved in the cult of inspiring and changing lives through music.
Ms Hanson: What is the mission of the Chicago Children’s Choir?
Everyone at the same time: to inspire and change lives through music
by Ltacbio1 May 29, 2019
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Chicharronia

noun

1 - Having the quality or behavior of swine.

adjective

1 -
El Mariano de monte is an expert in chicharronia.
by Hexerva June 26, 2019
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Chicago pay-off

The act of paying off a judge to drop a serious charge.
A Chicago pay-off is a corrupted way to get a case dropped.
by Slang Advisory Board March 26, 2019
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Chicago Chili Dog

When a guy shits on a girl's chest, then titty fucks her.
Those wacky Illinois people love to give their wives the ol Chicago Chili Dog.
by James Westen April 19, 2019
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Chicago Nap Time

A kindergarten sport- During nap time after the teacher has left the room, the chosen boy for the day sees how many broads he can bang before nap time is over before whatever stupid shit video is going on has ended. Rules vary by school district, but sources say this pastime began in Chicago.
Tommy- "Dammit I missed class the other day, who got to play Chicago nap time?"
Brett- "Jason did, he got a score of 5"
by Synth 2 September 8, 2019
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