Similar to a Chicago Handshake (the drink), a Chicago Facefuck is a shot that's half Fireball Whiskey and half malört followed by an Old Style beer.
Guy 1: Hey want a shot of Fireball? (hands Guy 2 a shot)
Guy 2: Yeah sure...Ugh! What was that?!
Guy 1: Haha, you just got Facefucked!
Guy 2: Aw dammit, a Chicago Facefuck? Someone get me an Old Style to get this malort out of my mouth!
Guy 2: Yeah sure...Ugh! What was that?!
Guy 1: Haha, you just got Facefucked!
Guy 2: Aw dammit, a Chicago Facefuck? Someone get me an Old Style to get this malort out of my mouth!
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Ms Hanson: What is the mission of the Chicago Children’s Choir?
Everyone at the same time: to inspire and change lives through music
Everyone at the same time: to inspire and change lives through music
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Get the Chicago Chili Dog mug.A kindergarten sport- During nap time after the teacher has left the room, the chosen boy for the day sees how many broads he can bang before nap time is over before whatever stupid shit video is going on has ended. Rules vary by school district, but sources say this pastime began in Chicago.
Tommy- "Dammit I missed class the other day, who got to play Chicago nap time?"
Brett- "Jason did, he got a score of 5"
Brett- "Jason did, he got a score of 5"
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