Canada's History

An unspeakable sex act involving Moose horns, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

"Yeah man, we were getting wild last night and I gave her Canada's History!!"

by AdrenoKr0m3 February 4, 2010

Canada's History

That process of being in the front row to the greatest show on earth. After they stopped using maple syrup as lube and quit shoving antlers in their beavers, they noticed the ballers below them in the United States, and have been watching ever since.

Damn, Canada's History used to be so hot and sticky, but at least our igloos aren't melting anymore.

by ColbertNation2010 February 4, 2010

The Canada Water

The sex act of chocking a girl until she passes out and then penetrating her until she regains consciousness. Bonus points for doing it in public places like tube stations.

Have you tried Canada Water?

Haha what?

You haven't heard of it? It's when a guy does a choke hold from behind until the girl loses consciousness and when she passes out he starts having sex with her so when she wakes up, he's in her. No idea why they call it the Canada Water though.

by CIG-Ibiza June 17, 2019

Canada Store

A place near Vancouver where a sigma male (Soros), kills people and delivers their meat to schools around the world. This helps him achieve his ultimate Sigma male grindset.

Have you seen him? No he must have been sent to Canada store.

by George Soros's Puppet December 2, 2021

Shelby's Canada

where we get za shicken shawarma!!

"Hey wanna get some Shelby's Canada?"
"no
Grabs gun.
"we are gong to shelby's"
"OK"

by Lil Johnny likes cocaine April 27, 2024

Canada's History

(v). A sex act involving one partner trying to make "goals" into of one of the other partner's orifices with a hockey stick and puck.

"Mike thought that his date was boring, until she asked him what he knew about Canada's history. That's when things got interesting."

by Snyper Michaelson February 7, 2010

Canada's History

An erotic act including but not limited to the use of moose horns, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

Jake and Jayne went to the house to act out canada's history together.

by O'Dochartaigh February 4, 2010