clang and bang 

To work out. Made popular by Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. Getting swollen. The adjective form is "clanging and banging".

Me: "OK babe, I can't text, I gotta go clang and bang so I can be swole like The Rock"

clang and bang by Stempdog218 September 6, 2016

cleanup 

A supposed feature of Urban Dictionary that should let long-time editors remove stupid vanity defs from the DB. However, it quietly stopped working months ago.

thousands of defs in dire need of cleanup: sindler, Scerbo, chicago chili dog, etc

cleanup by Frankie1969 May 8, 2008

Cleaning the clarinet 

The action of rubbing and tugging on one's penis that will eventually cause ejaculation.

I was cleaning the clarinet last night and it got all over the sheets.

Cleaning the clarinet by Johnny McLimp October 12, 2016

Monkeysphere Cleanse 

When you take a moment to remove ex-friends from your social networking friend list.

Dude, I've got way too many randoms on my Facebook Friend List. Time to do a Monkeysphere Cleanse!

Monkeysphere Cleanse by websheep March 13, 2009

weener cleaner 

A weener cleaner is your mouth!

I was at work and trying to call down a steak to the cook when these bitches kept talking really loud. The cook couldn't hear what I was saying. I looked over at those hookers and said, " Shut your fucking weener cleaners" and then proceeded with work.

weener cleaner by UFO 311 May 2, 2009

Soapy Cleanser 

While having sex, pull out and cum on the womens stomach, then she thoroughly rubs the cum all over her body.

Dude, i gave my girlfriend a soapy cleanser last night, she loved it.

Soapy Cleanser by DKproductionss February 7, 2010

codependent cleaner 

A person who is unable to clean without having someone with them either keeping them company or cleaning with them.

She is a codependent cleaner because she only cleans the house when I'm home!

codependent cleaner by joys May 16, 2015