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Upper Nitra breakfast

An Upper Nitra breakfast is when you make scrambled eggs , and then eat them from woman's vagina. May be used if there aren't any clean plates in the house.

It's variant of PORTUGUESE BREAKFAST .
All plates were dirty in the morning, so I had Upper Nitra breakfast today.
by THOTenkopf August 11, 2018
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Breakfast of the Champions

The act of eating cereal with milk out of someones asshole
While doing Breakfast of the Champions, one should never use coco pebbles
by Eatyourwheaties October 7, 2018
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- stella ๐Ÿฅฑ
missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast
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by okstella July 30, 2021
mugGet the missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfastmug.

put a dent in her breakfast

Putting a dent in her breakfast involves sticking your cock up her bumhole as far as it'll go. The deeper you get,the greater the chances of hitting paydirt and leaving an imprint of your bellend in her poo. Those of you that can accomplish this feat have successfully 'put a dent in her breakfast'
Lillington bent over in eager anticipation, "give me the deepest bum fuck a man can muster!" she cried. That was a glorious evening, I humped and I pumped until finally, I put a dent in her breakfast
by Chuff buffler November 21, 2017
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kung fu breakfast

To snort a line of cocaine for breakfast.
Woke up after big night but as we were in Vegas for the weekend just had a Kung fu breakfast and a Bloody Mary and got back on the saddle.
by Dornstar20 September 30, 2021
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Breakfast in Bed

When you crack 3 or more eggs into the ass of your partner, and proceed to fuck them in the ass until it's scrambled. (You can also add breakfast meats and cheeses)
It was Sunday morning, I was waking up early, I wanted to surprise the wife with breakfast in bed.
by Metalh3d87 January 24, 2021
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sportsmans breakfast

"Looks like Rob's had a sportsmans breakfast by the smile on his face coming into work".
by Adamphetamine July 6, 2017
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