best hand ever

In poker you get three of a kind of kings.

I got three kings today in poker and i had the best hand ever.

by rickkky April 12, 2006

Best Week Ever

Worst Show Ever. I hate the guy with the gap in his front teeth.

Do you like D-list celebrities and small-time comics who couldn't even sell out the dive bar down the street? Do you like unfunny quips made by people so far under the radar that nobody cares what they think anyway? Do you need a one-stop resource for any and all news about Paris Hilton's week? "Best Week Ever" just might be for you, idiot.

by Squid Wrangler May 3, 2005

best band ever

The best band ever is also known as Lynyrd Skynyrd; other bands wish they could be as hot.

1)Lynyrd Skynyrd is some sexy shit.

2)Lynyrd Skynyrd is so f***in hard, the way it's supposed to be.

by free bird April 12, 2005

The best nigga on earth

Joshua Jelani Gordon a man who should talk he’ll do everything u need even eat ass D1 munch best man alive get with him

I want the best nigga on earth aka Joshua jelani Gordon

by Sauce walka December 20, 2022

Best girlfreind in the universe

The best girlfreind in the universe her name is Kylee she is so beautifal so cute so pretty so loyal and loves you so much and will do anything for you

Me:Yo did you meet my girl kylee
Freind:NO WAY your dating kylee?
Me:yes bro shes the Best girlfreind in the universe

by thisalliytwouldletmeuse' February 16, 2022

Best danganronpa character

Angie

Guy 1: Angie is the best danganronpa character!

Guy 2: nuh uh, it’s Kokich-

Guy 1: Shut the fuck up.

by ItsTimL November 26, 2020

Third Best Friend

It is that person who just shows up everywhere you go. He or she has not been invited, but they listen to your conversation and keep showing up. You never ask them to do anything, but at some point they do something useful, like cover your movie ticket, or the cost of snack. You do not really want to hang out with that person but for some reason, they are always around. You ask your other two friends who invited the fourth person and neither of them have invited that person either.

Also know as a tag along.

Allison: (whispers) Did you invite Drew to hang with us?
Bobbi: (whispers) Not me. I thought s/he was your friend? Didn't you invite him/her?
Courtney: (whispers) I thought s/he was your friend. I did not invite him/her.
Allison: (whispers) At least s/he brought snacks. I guess s/he is our third best friend. We will let him/her stick around. Allison: (yelling toward Drew) Hey Drew, can you bring some red vines next time?

by Bento Mommy May 30, 2018