beardo

a weirdo with a beard

look at that homeless beardo rummaging the bins looking for a quick delicious snack if hes lucky.

by siko diko October 15, 2006

Beardin King

A dog that exemplifies all that is good and right.

Samson is a beardin king...cute breadin paws in the babbling brook.

by MattyMary August 1, 2007

bearded whirl wind

When a bearded man, or a guy with a beard, rubs his beard in a circular motion on a girl's vagina.

Bill: "Dude, I totally did the bearded whirl wind on her last night!"

Ted: "That's fucking awesome"

Bill: "Yeah mayne, she went cahrayzee"

by nipple_fuck June 25, 2009

Bearded Vulture

When you perform oral sex on a dead woman with a lot of pubic hair.

"I have so many pubic hairs in my teeth because I went all bearded vulture on Bea Arthur

by vcasino April 16, 2010

Beard Of Balls

Performing a Deep Throat Blow Job so that the Testicles are touching the chin.

Yeah, she's pretty and fun to hang out with but ultimately it comes down to this. Is she willing to wear a Beard Of Balls for you?

by Shumpster January 1, 2011

beardog

When a large, hairy gay man wears a collar and crawls around on all fours, barking. Usually during kinky role playing sex.

Rolf was Eduardo's favorite beardog. He could roll over, beg, and even fetch. He was obedient and eager.

by buttspelunker March 9, 2014

Bearded Ladies

A term given to the oddly dressed gent sporting a beard and a well maintained ladylike bun type hairstyle.

Wow there is lots of bearded ladies at the shopping center today, is the circus in town.

by S F R June 5, 2015