Michael Bolton

Transitive Verb; The act of leaving. To go someplace.

I'm Michael Bolton to the Kwik-E-Mart for a barley sandwich.

by Harry Weininger May 13, 2005

botong

A loser cunt who has fucked teeth.

holy shit dude that guy is a botong

by PyromaniaK November 4, 2008

bosten crab

throwing someone to the ground, then head butting them in the crotch.

aww shit billy just bosten crabed joe

by Cody "jebus" G. January 12, 2008

boltoner

a boltoner is a person that lives in bolton and thinks they are hard and 'tha shit', but really they are poor lowlife scum.
they try to act all cool but really they are just pathetic and shouldnt be allowed outside bolton/horwich area.

look at that tramp over there in the nike Tn Cap... he must be a boltoner!

by john g November 10, 2004

Botond

Synonym for sheep fucker.
Sometimes a Botond tends to fuck other animals aswell, such as cows, chickens and snakes.

You like to fuck sheep? You nasty botond!!

by Mr. UXKNOWN March 21, 2017

michael bolton

The source of all that is evil. In cahoots with Randall Flagg and to a lesser extent Fiona's Dad and Pierce Brosnan. Has been around since the beggining of time and fought in both world wars and the zulu wars of africa.
Father to Jeff Bolton, of which he is deeply embaressed. Is one of the founding members of the 'Legion of Evil': along with :
Randall Flagg
Fiona's Dad
Pierce Brosnan.
Has been known to be eccentric in his britishness and is also been known to shout "Huzzah". Constantly in battle with Pete Doherty of the 'League of Good'.

Michael Bolton demands total world domination, complete obedience and a cup of tea and a barley sandwich. And one for Fiona's Dad. Cut into Triangles. With Mustard.

by Jay, John and Chris June 10, 2006

Chode Boson

Chode Boson: The most obnoxious insult that can be said about a person or persons.

Alternate: a boson that is wider than it is long

"Ryan is a Chode Boson."

by Andrew January 5, 2005