Boat

A ship which is so bad or poorly thought out that the rest of the fandom neglects its existence.

I hate how she's always shipping those characters! What a terrible boat!

by IAmLexica September 8, 2018

Loader Boating

When a male ejaculates semen or a “load” onto a partners breasts and then proceed to shake ones face between them while making sound or “motor boat.”

My face was covered in jizz after I finished loader boating your mom last night.

by Herby8ed October 7, 2022

Boat Race

When two groups of people team up to Double Dutch Rudder and the first team to cum wins the race.

Me and my boy will beat you any day in a Boat Race.

by GregmoDaEskimo October 29, 2018

float my boat

Im going to go float my boat.

Let’s go float my boat.

by Gypsy818 July 19, 2024

Sail boating

The act of farting against the scrotum during Anal sex, turning it into a spinnaker sail.

After a delicious taco Tuesday meal, she took me sail boating

by TeamCook January 21, 2019

Boat Jewelry

The gorgeous, generally bikini clad honeys you invite aboard your vessel to dress up the joint. You'll need to have a fully stocked bar, and preferably a blender, aboard in the hot summer months. It's a little work for a large reward.

Hey Greg - I thought it was your turn to drag up some Boat Jewelry for this trip. Blow the dust off your wallet and buy those ladies over at the bar some drinks!

by Read and Write April 9, 2023

steam boat cade

When a guy puts their hand in the girls rectum and the girl chews off the guys pubic hair!

I would like to steam boat Cade that girl

by Reedis July 9, 2016