AIDS Bender

You know those people who have AIDS? Yeah, they’re AIDS Benders now.

Imagine if everyone who had AIDS, became AIDS Benders. All the AIDS Benders went to rob a bank for exactly $10,000,000. They will then purchase a private island with said $10,000,000 and reside on it for 2 years. After 2 years, they will die from AIDS. Next step in the process is that Terminator 2 will release, then 1, but not 3, because that movie sucks ass. These film releases will cause Jupiter to bust a FAT FUCKING NUT on Earth, killing all dinosaurs. Leading to the historical event of Skynet being the reason the dinosaurs went extinct. Modern day historians and paleontologists have coined the name for the event as “Skynut.”

by Salty Stalin October 24, 2019

Antonio Benderas

A term used to inform the fellas you are going on a bender, named after famous actor Antonio Banderas.

Coined by the Spitting Chiclets host Biznasty

“Just picked up a 2-4, going on a 3 day Antonio Benderas“

OR

Sam: what’s the deal with Luke?
Phil: He’s been going hard the last few days, he’s on an Antonio Benderas

by poni69 February 7, 2020

dookie bender

When you have diarrhea and every time you get up to leave the bathroom, more poop squirts out and you have to sit back down.

Bro, I ate 10 bags of hot Cheetos last night and I've been on a dookie bender all day.

by Brodown August 9, 2020

Bullet Bender

A tactic used in FPS games in which a player takes advantage of a lag spike to kill other players in places where they actually aren't. So if you have good internet and are hiding behind cover, Acoording to someone crappy internet you are not behind cover. Thus making it seem like the bullet is bending around the corner to kill the other person.

Player 1: Oh no my internet my sucks but I will try and kill you anyway!
Player 2: Oh plz don't you fucking faggot
*Player 2 goes into shelter*
*Player 2 dies of Bullet Bending*
Player 2: Dude your shit internet killed me now STFU you bullet bender faggot.
Player 1: ez ez ez

by TheRealMeaningOfOnlineWords101 September 8, 2020

Dirt bender

Someone who defecates on another person

Odell Beckham ordered several dirt benders to his hotel room last night

by Poop fetish September 22, 2020

Pavement bender

A person of large mass.

“I couldn’t sit down on the bench because this pavement bender was taking up the whole thing.”

by Flares1976 October 11, 2020

Barry Bender

A god amongst men. A hockey legend. It is said that he descended from the top of Mount Olympus to bless the human race with his presence. Do not get in his way. You will die a horrible fucking death.

"whos that guy over there?"

"Holy fucking shit its barry bender"

by themilkmanisangry October 28, 2020