Road apple

A person that drives slow in the fast lane and holds up traffic.

This road Apple needs to get out of the way!

by Jake wannabe August 14, 2020

Dirt apple

Butthole, derived from French term pomme de terre (Apple of the earth)

I took a thot home the other night and tongue fucked her dirt apple .

by Scotty timbs May 7, 2018

Apple Bobs

A way of saying "Boring" or "Lame." Originating with boredom created from Bobbing for apples.

George BC: Oh man, I'm so boored.
Pimbo: This Xbox 720 is mad "Apple Bobs!"

or

Abraham: Chill man, I just smoked mad Chronic, I'm trying to chill over here.
Sloppy: You're mad "Bobs for Apples" Bro, I'm trying to watch Curb your enthusiasm.

by Pabraham420 August 19, 2009

apple computer

The best computer in existence.

Apple comps rule! PCs are fucking shit.

by Fucker April 26, 2004

Bad Apple

a male with an STD

Girl 1: See that cute guy over there? I'm taking him home tonight.

Girl 2: Don't eat from his tree! He's got bad apples.

Girl 1: Oh sick!! no one likes a bad apple!

by aintthatneat January 3, 2012

Apple Juice

When a woman pisses on a man's erect penis just before he inserts it into her vagina.

She said she had to pee just as I was about to stick it in, so I told the bitch to make it Apple Juice. Then I fucked her before that Apple Juice could drip on my bedsheets.

by Starbright September 25, 2006

Newton's apple

A Newton's apple is the practice of dumping on a chick's head while she is unaware you backed up to her from above. The unexpected impact of your turd against her skull will remind her of the principle of gravity, just as was Sir Isaac Newton when he sat beneath the apple tree.

This one ho dropped my cell phone, so I demonstrated the shitty effect of gravity by giving her a Newton's apple.

by K White July 20, 2008