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Anal swag

The swagger you get when you shove 10 hives of bees up your ass and clench for dear life
Wow, that street preacher sure has anal swag

Dang it, Bobby, if I catch you with that anal swag one more time I’m kicking your ass. Last thing I need is people thinking I raised a masochistic ass clown
by Raul Pudd October 5, 2023
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Anal Gotcha

When a naked man is shooting a free throw while humping a naked girl while she is shooting a granny shot.
Me and Jessica played some Anal Gotcha in gym infront of the whole school today.
by chick flicker February 11, 2021
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ANAL PROSPECTOR

This is a challenge that is played among male friends. One friend is picked (requires three players) to become the gold mine. This person will have small gold nuggets violently shoved into his anal cavity. The other two players will use plastic sporks (MUST HAVE) in order to excavate as many gold nuggets as they can from the anal crevasse. At the end of 2 minuets the digger with the least gold nuggets will become the next gold mine. The game ends when everyone has been the gold mine at least twice and the person will the most gold nuggets will be deemed the Master Prospector.
Fuck Madden, lets play some anal prospector. Did you here that Jake was became a master prospector after last nights game.
by Lord WizarD III October 27, 2020
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Anal annihilater

One who annihilates the anus.
Patrick: dude did you here about Justin?

Brandon: yep, he's a real anal annihilater!
by Drekster April 18, 2016
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Anal sprout

The Anal Cavity - also were your large numbers of bum hair occur... when they get twisted during exercise, they start to sweat in bundles, leaving a sweaty gooch marks
After working out at the gym, my friend said to me: "Gosh, my Anal sprout is tingling... feels a bit sweaty if I'm honest".
by Cam and Kit June 25, 2017
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anal jugs

The quality in this video is seriously anal jugs
by djdkbdidhs July 13, 2023
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encephalo-analitis

Literally, having ones head up ones ass. Of course, that could be seen as crude, so a veneer of medical-esque terminology makes it seem more erudite!
Jeff: I can't believe my boss, he does not have the most basic techncial understanding of what we do here!

Vin: Typical management, suffering from encephalo-analitis.
by Marshall Fazione November 23, 2016
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