anal thunder

When someone has has way too many tacos at the party and fucked up your bathroom.

Frank: Did you see Tommy? He had like 40 of your mom's 'special tacos'

Bobby: Yeah that kid has some serious anal thunder right now, I wouldn't use your bathroom for a couple of days.

by purplegator October 22, 2010

Anal Deficiency

A hole too tight it closes at young ages 3-7 years after birth unless it is stretched.

Big Man: Do you have an anal deficiency?
Tiny Bitch: Yeah... Since I was 4 my hole has been closed.
Big Man: I'll just make one.
Tiny Bitch: oh shit...

by That one guy busting his nut January 19, 2018

Anal Irrigation

The cleaning out of someones butthole using tounge, toes, or crayola crayons

Giancarlo performed Anal Irrigation on Casey

by Lickmytoes July 27, 2010

anal dreams

Batman getting anal

Hey, want to watch anal dreams?
Sure.

by Cow fucker August 1, 2014

Anal Surprise

When someone or something goes up your ass without you knowing

God dammit Henry Jim got himself an Anal Surprise yesterday.

by the ghostly February 12, 2018

Auto Anal

The act of inserting your penis inside of your own anus.

Richard got tired of masturbation and decided to try auto anal.

Richard stuck his dick in his ass.

by LolXdTrain July 11, 2017

Anal Baby

Someone who is being such an asswhole that they’re mom is being called a such a whore for having orgasmic enjoyment when they were born, and they victim of the accusation is the offspring of such bitchery.

Really John, stop being such a damn anal baby and grow the fuck up.

by CondimentalMaster October 4, 2019