Alex Jacob

A bangin’ Jeopardy contestant who’s uncanny intelligence and stoic, broody demeanor sets him apart from all the others. His blunt affect is likely a result of his former career as a professional poker player, where showing no emotion is tactic often utilized to hide one’s hand. He is smart as a whip and is paramount in sharIng fun facts about himself during the chatting segment. For example, he used a toilet paper holder as a buzzer upon practicing to be on the show. He answered final Jeopardy with the word “Aleve” as a joke because he didn’t know the clue involving African countries, showing that not only is he a genius, but a stone-fox comedian.

I was watching Jeopardy today and couldn’t help but swoon over the mad handsome, Alex Jacob. Too bad he brings up his “lovely wife” all the time, most likely to scare away fan girls who write stuff about him on the internet.

by SheAteThePlacenta January 31, 2020

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Alex Schweikert

The type of guy who dates a girl for money and then breaks up with her right away

"Wow, he dated that blonde for $5. He is such an Alex Schweikert!"

by xcocdcod February 25, 2020

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Alex Horne

A comedian and leader of a band. Also known as Little Alex Horne. Also, he wants a see-through toaster.

Alex Horne is jealous of Greg Davies’ see-through toaster, as he wants his own.

by harambe’s financial advisor June 25, 2020

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Alex And Daniel

Two Gay Guys

Yo Alex And Daniel Are Gay!!

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Alex Syndrome

The definition of a person who is a softie but bullys yu at the same time and is a hypocrite. <3

Shannon: Oh what, when did yu guys leave?
Alex: oh dang I feel bad now

*Alex Syndrome*

Tou: Earrape her for 1 robux Alex
Alex: nah bro

I feel bad

*Alex Syndrome*

Aliyah: thats dumb reason why i am a softie, yu always feel bad too
Alex: no I'm not

yu are

by fancyfavorite July 5, 2020

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