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dirty jerk circle

The act of jerking off with typically 3 men or more in a circle.
I had a dirty jerk circle while my sister was giving my cat a creampie.
by 1637286462 September 25, 2017
mugGet the dirty jerk circlemug.

Jerking off on a pile of sand

“Jerking off on a pile of sand” is a metaphor used to describe the poor planning and execution of the withdrawal from Afghanistan under Joe Biden‘s administration. Not only leaving US military equipment and creating civil unrest in already unstable country, and then after all that they don’t even trying to help civilians find refuge in neighboring country’s. Although Afghanistan is an Islamic Republic, someone argue it’s more of a dictatorship.
Tim “Hey Bill did you see the news”

Bill “Yeah man”

Tim “jerking off on a pile of sand

Bill “Well shit, we could go there and get a blackhawk helicopter with a 50% discount”

Tim “I Already booked tickets”
by Big man 1776 October 16, 2022
mugGet the Jerking off on a pile of sandmug.

Inverse Circle Jerk

When a company's data is in such a mess that it requires accessing numerous systems to derive a result.
That Dealership is trying to pay people through an inverse circle jerk.
by infini4 January 20, 2020
mugGet the Inverse Circle Jerkmug.

Type Jerking

When you are on a random video chat masturbating, and someone is having a conversation with you on the other line. You stop to type mid-jerk throughout the conversation. And you switch back and forth between jerking off and typing to this person
Can you believe this guy, I am trying to have a normal conversation but keeps type jerking. What an asshole!
by Bepplecola1 November 1, 2023
mugGet the Type Jerkingmug.

jerk circle

The act of jerking off in a circle with a woman in the middle naked.
"are you attending my jerk circle tonight?"
by bitch squad October 9, 2016
mugGet the jerk circlemug.

jerk the dolphin

Dolphins are the only animals beside humans that are capable of being jacked off.
Aaron was late to the party, he needed to jerk the dolphin off.
by BigRedTime52 June 18, 2011
mugGet the jerk the dolphinmug.

Jerk

Oh my gosh, he is such a jerk
by Italian Linguini May 12, 2018
mugGet the Jerkmug.

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