porno hand

Having a wank.
See Jerking Off, Bashing one out etc.
Has to be said in the right context.
Having a wank = Got your porno hand out.
Often used whilst watching porn.

Liam: Hey you there? Why aren't you talking?
Dave: Hang on I've got my porno hand out!

Andrew: I had my porno hand out three times today!

by Andrew Jones October 17, 2004

hand gestures

A hand gesture is a movement you make with your hand. Rude hand gestures include; sticking your middle finger up or your middle and index finger up. A friendly hand gesture is perhaps sticking your thumb up. Hand gestures cna be used to communicate - such as sign language - or it can be motions made with your hand when talking

Jane was pissed off, she made a rude hand gesture at Peter.

Jane's brother was deaf and so she used various hand gestures to communicate.

by Lily Powell May 24, 2006

Hand Jigger

A nice, but swift action from ones hand to anothers johnson until he nuts. Usually for a debt that is owed.

Its ok, I'm sure we can settle this with a little hand jigger.

by J_HOOT May 1, 2006

penis hands

To hang out with someone who you have't seen in a great deal of time after a rift in a friendship.

Omg lets penis hands tomorrow.

by CafStudySux June 11, 2006

Shit Hand

When you go to wipe your ass and either A) the toilet paper you've chosen to use fails resulting in shit all of your hand. B) Said toilet paper does not exist or C) Somehow shit actually finds it way onto your hand.

Also related: Poop Thumb (Which is a lessor case of above - Shit Hand)

I was in the toilet when my toilet paper ripped in half, so I have a severe case of shit hand right now.

Ever have poopthumb? Well I have shit hand, that is a whole other list of problems.

by BiggyBigs April 18, 2010

Kandis hand

When one uses their own mangled hand to masterbate and/or digitally sodomize themself. Injury should be lawnmower or blender related.

"Ashley thought it was weird when I lifted up my sack and started giving my asshole the good old Kandis Hand"

by Nate lowry January 3, 2010

hand orgy

, close their eyes, and rub their hands together in a mass ball of amazingness

Last year at EDC this group of girls called me over to join their hand orgy. Then one stuck a lotion-drenched hand down my pants

by Mufassa69 July 22, 2010