Skip to main content

d-(^.-)z

Loman: Whoa, my emote got over 9,000 ups?
Kozeh: Yep d-(^.-)z
by Kozeh July 23, 2011
mugGet the d-(^.-)zmug.

D street

A beach located in downtown Encinitas right next to Moonlight beach. Really good surf spot and hotties. THE BEST BEACH EVER. If you live in Carmel Valley, Del Mar, or Solona Beach you're most definitely not welcome here. Although DM and CV kids try to come down here and pretend like they live here and it bothers locals. Although if you live in Encinitas, Cardiff, Olivenhain, Leucadia or Carlsbad you are a local fo evaaaaa.
JOE:Hey nig lets go down to D street smoke a "j" and go surf
BOB: Okay we should just sleep there too because i just love it so much.
by Harold jensen April 19, 2010
mugGet the D streetmug.

Fatty D

A fat motherfucker who demolishes crates of cookies in one second. While doing so he will also tell you about his day at work and how his dad died. He doesn't know how to drive because anyone else that can drive simply does it better than him. He frequently has to brb because he can't let his brother see him cry. He's also sorry for being selfish, he just found out what love feels like. He has a reindeer ass-licking fetish. He is a fat black and white horse on the second life. His nickname is Marky, be sure to address him as that.
Fatty D(Marky):*whilst eating a crate of cookies* So anyways today at work, my boss called me fat and my dad is dead.
Person who could give a shit less: Shut up you fat fuck, give me a ride home. Oh wait you can't drive because everybody does it better than you.
Fatty D(Marky): Brb can't let my brother see me cry. :(
by Lolwutter May 2, 2011
mugGet the Fatty Dmug.

the 5 d's

A term used to describe a wholehearted effort to avoid someone/something.

Comes from the movie Dodgeball where the '5 D's of dodgeball' are:
1. dodge
2. duck
3. dip
4. dive
5. dodge
1. I tried to pull the 5 d's on paul, but he noticed me before i could reach the door.

2. That fucking shyst tried to pull the 5 d's before paying me back.
by qwerqwerqwerqwerqwre September 5, 2009
mugGet the the 5 d'smug.

K-D

A punch so strong that the people standing next to them get knocked out as well
The lil man threw a K-D and a whole bunch of people got knocked the F**K out!
by kudos 85 October 24, 2007
mugGet the K-Dmug.

d master

One who is the master of the D's, a true D sucker. One who has D's in his mouth at all times. Size and color doesn't matter to the true D Master.
Matt: Oh damn, here he comes, D Master.
Mike: He really needs to get those dicks out of his mouth.
Drew: What dicks?
by The Python April 13, 2005
mugGet the d mastermug.

d barb

a girl who is all around awesome and likes to party. nights with her are accompanied by alcohol, kanakamaka, and partial nudity.
have you seen d barb in that bright blue car?
by nrnrferg February 7, 2009
mugGet the d barbmug.

Share this definition