Zoomer

Alternate definition: The generation which had to attend school through Zoom calling app due to COVID pandemic.

Guy: Cant believe we still have to attend class from home even though we have a global pandemic! FML!
Dad:Ok Zoomer!

by idontknowwhichnametouse June 9, 2020

OK Zoomer

A derogatory phrase directed toward those who are apprehensive during a "pandemic" to join friends for an outing even while responsibly social distancing. They rather "Zoom"

Normal guy: We can all get together for our fantasy draft at the park where we can stretch out and stay safe.

Zoomer: Well I'm not sure, maybe I'll Zoom in. Plus, my dad Anthony Fauci might only let me participate via Zoom anyway guys.

Normal Guy: OK Zoomer

by K.I.P July 19, 2020

zoomer

A person who goes to Churchy and shags animals especially dogs up the butt. Zoomers are known to have a lot of money and shag eachother when there isnt a hairy animal in sight.

ZOOMER! ZOOMER! ZOOMER! haha look at that ZOOMER! yo that ZOOMER just shagged that poor little puppy. Yo ZOOMER i bought ya a puppy.

by dominic October 9, 2004

Zoomer

adj; A absolute chad that won't follow anyones rules. Zoomers are free.

Stopper: Did you see that chad zoomer?

by ZOOMER GANG March 23, 2021

zoomer

Similar in nature to a flaming hard core nerd, but spacier, and typically cross eyed.

John: "Dude, what do you think of that dude Pee Wee?"
Jack: "Dude, he's a total zoomer."

by Professor W December 11, 2007

zoomer

A person who sells fake drugs and then takes off before being found out.

"Damn! that zoomer just sold me cat nip!"

by THONGDADDYFLASH June 7, 2005

zoofer

A person that doesn't undertsand jokes.

Hanna is a zoofer because when I said "your mother is so fat, when she joined the milatary and the army commmander told everybody to jump in the trenches, they went into her ass crack", she didn't get it.

by JOHHNY CRACKER March 12, 2005