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zoinked

when you do the devils diddling whilst eating scooby snacks
Person1:ZOINKS SCOOBS I JUST ZOINKED
Person2:SCOOBY DOOBY DOO
by lil hepatitus November 4, 2018
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by pfarand July 6, 2023
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Zoinked

When you're so high or you're either drunk as hell

Drunk zoinked: you stumble and speak incoherent nonsense alot then eventually fall a sleep and have the WORST hangover.
High zoinked: you're calm and probably daydreaming alot staring into space and you also might talk slower and drag out words.
I'm zoinked out of my mind

You he's zoinked out of his mind
by Leohtsu July 19, 2022
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I was zoinked after we smoked yesterday
by Stonii McGee June 1, 2018
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WHen the enderman comes into your room with an erect penis and proceeds to bumsex you.
ZOinks, the enderman is here.
by BigBoyNibba August 19, 2019
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Zoinked

So high or tired you can't feel your body and are generally incoherent yet not really uncomfortable

Similar to geeked or zooted
Person 1: yo bro how you been

Person 2: shitt I'm zoinked outta my mind rn
by Dangdogs May 23, 2022
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When your brain decides to shut down after a while
After a night out with the boys I was totally zoinked
by committee to plan parties January 26, 2019
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