Zombie 

that one dude who likes to eat guys

You're a zombie

Zombie by GayLordNelson69 February 6, 2019

Zombie 

A dead, hungry cannibal that has forgot how to die.

This one zombie tried to bite me. So i shot him.

Zombie by fixo March 6, 2019

Zombie 

A person who has been killed, then reanimated. They are dead. Very, very dead. If you come into contact with a zombie you need to do one of two things, or both: 1. Run, 2. Kill it. Either way, you shouldn’t have them near you.

I would recommend making a plan for the ZA, just in case.

Me: Hey is that a zombie?
Person: Yeah
Me: We should go kill it

Brent and David got chased down the road by a couple of zombies.

Zombie by tealZ April 19, 2019

Zombie 

Someone who uses a lot of drugs (drug makes you mindless like a zombie

Nigga you a zombie

Zombie by Rf Laglame April 24, 2019

Zombie 

Whilst receiving head the guy pulls out at the last moment and shoots his load in his partners eyes. This temporary blinding will cause the partner to close there eyes, groan and put there arms out in front of them feeling around giving the impression of being a Zombie.

A) “Your Mrs looks like she has sore eyes.”
B) “Yes, I gave her a zombie after she sucked me off in the gents toilet. Now she is a bit pissed off with me.”

A) “Sometimes love hurts. Pint?”

Zombie by PieEater293 June 5, 2019

Zombie 

An undead people from MINECRAFT that wants to kill you

Dude 1: Yo don't look back
Dude 2: OMG run! ITS ZOMBIES

Zombie by yeahnihgas August 8, 2019

Zombie 

Modern day 16 to 25 year-olds working long hours at dead end jobs for minimum wage trying to make ends meet.

You are a Zombie, you poor soul, bless your little cotton socks.

Zombie by Clap Them Alien Cheeks September 29, 2019