Hunting the Yeti

To beat off.

What are you doing in there, Jesse? Hunting the Yeti?

by JJJJJJJJ8 January 16, 2010

Yeti infection

A yeti infection is a sexually transmitted disease that can only be spread in a very cold climate. It is most common in the northeastern United States. Symptoms included a rash, yellow pus, and other uncomfortable issues

Ever since Julia went night skiing she has had a terrible yeti infection.

by Trains to truth February 21, 2013

yard yeti

A yard yeti is a child usually between the ages of 12 and 17 years that awoke from adolescent hibernation early and hasn't quite reached full human development. They aren't self controlled enough to be turned loose on the general public but they already know everything, just ask them. They're unpredictable in regard to behavior and most frequently show signs of deafness even when yelled at. They generally use only grunts and snipes but can be clearly understood with calls such as "I'm bored" and "I'm hungry". The male of this species is known to eat everything in sight! And the female attracts others of their species that are just as obnoxious. Topping a 10' high electric fence with razor wire sometimes helps keep the males at bay, but they are sneaky little devils.

I just walked in from the garage and both of your Yard Yetis looked like they were up to no good!

by Grumpy Grandpa August 21, 2014

Yeti in the spaghetti

An orgy game. To play; you invite 4 or more people over to be the spaghetti and then you invite a large hairy man as the guest of honor to be the yeti and then you all fuck.

“Yo man I went to that orgy and there was a yeti in the spaghetti, it was wild”

by Barbies-drunk November 12, 2017

Yeti Farm

A cold, snowy, yet, gorgeous ski town, filled with snobbish rich people who walk in front of your car like the mindless yuppy yetis that they are.

I can't wait to escape this Yeti Farm & live in the sunshine... I will still visit to ski, but it will be nice to not have to shovel zillions of pounds of snow just so I can drive amongst the yetis.

by LydsFromCO April 19, 2020

Blue Yeti

A very popular desktop microphone that has become a gold standard for most casual content creators. Mainly used for podcasts, livestreams, narration or ASMR.

User 1: Which mic should I get for podcasts?
User 2: Blue Yeti for sure
User 3: There are also cheaper mics if you dig around on Amazon or Aliexpress and their quality isn't that far off tbh

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 15, 2021

net yeti

A girl who has nice looking pictures of herself on the internet, but it extremely ugly in real life.

Roald: I first met Alice on myspace and she looked pretty hot. But when I met her in person she was a real gross!! What gives.

Roald's friend Artem: You've been fooled by a net yeti.

Roald: Let's shoot her.

by JohnFitzgibbonsIII July 7, 2006