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You’re toast

Another way to say “you’re screwed
My dad had the nerve to tell me that If I didn’t do some shit related to a car that I didn’t know jack-shit about, then he would just say to me “you’re toast”
by YuOfTheNight February 29, 2020
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You’re havin’ me on

A phrase most commonly used by those of a South East England origin. Used by someone who is baffled, humoured or shocked by information they have been told.
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You’re bald

Stupid, ignorant, not knowing what the fuck 2+2 means.
Hey ump that call was terrible you’re bald!!
by Karen Krusty August 29, 2020
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You’re dead to me

2 definitions:

1. A phrase used by parents in utter disappointment of their child
2. A phrase used by friends of others mainly because their friend is boring, or if their friend did something that hurt the person’s reputation
Situation 1:
Dad: hey son, don’t touch that cactus
Son: *touches cactus*
Dad: your dead to me
Situation 2:

Friend: *has no interaction with anyone whatsoever*
Other friends: you’re dead to me
Situation 2.5:
Friend:*shows his/her absolute ass in front of everyone, embarrassing their friend*

Other friend: you’re dead to me
by Butt_fucker69420 May 15, 2022
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You’re hella irritating

Letting someone know that you are interested in them without saying directly.
OMG you’re hella irritating Davon!!! ;)
by You’re hella irritating July 19, 2020
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Oh, you’re not guilty!

When someone is acquitted of something with little to no inquiry or investigation.
Did you do it?”
“No.”
“Oh, you’re not guilty!”
by Hugh Prix November 12, 2018
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Said it from the start that you're gonna break my heart
I'm left, you're right, she's gone
You knew it all the time that the lady wasn't mine
I'm left, you're right, she's gone
She gave me all the time and her loving in my life
Took me in hook, line, and sinker
Didn't see my fate and I woke up much too late
I'm left, you're right, she's gone
What a fool of me makes a mess of love I mean
I'm Left, You’re Right, She’s Gone
She took me by surprise with the lustre in her eyes
I'm left, you're right, she's gone
How could I believe all the things she said to me?
Shook me, abscond forever
Such a heavy loss and that's such a heavy cross
I'm left, you're right, she's gone

She left, you're right, she's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She's gone

She left, you're right, she's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She's gone

Took me to the top, then she went and let me drop
I'm left, you're right, she's gone
Just when I had started, she left me brokenhearted
I'm left, you're right, she's gone
She gave me all the time and her loving in my life
Took me in hook, line, and sinker
Didn't see my fate and I woke up much too late
I'm left, you're right, she's gone

She left, you're right, she's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She's gone

She left, you're right, she's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She's gone

She left, you're right, she's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She's gone
by Death Menace September 16, 2023
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