Christian Werner

Biggest Gym Rat
He is not natty
Body count over 20
Man whore of Michigan
Is currently dating Alex Aaron

Wow! Have you seen christian Werner's insta? He is a fruit cake

by benjamineck2231 December 19, 2022

Timo Werner Goat

Timo Werner is the real goat; people fail to acknowledge his greatness and playstyle. Kids always say Pessi or Pendu are GOATs and they really are (Ghosts of All Time). He won the UCL in 2021, that's not his greatest achievement, he was robbed 13 Ballon D'Or's from Pessi and Pendu (they never fail to rob), 9 robbed Ucls from them and 1 robbed world cup.
No matter what 8 year old kids say, the real ones know that Timo is the goat 🐐 !

Person 1: Who is the GOAT
Person 2: Obviously, Timo Werner Goat

by South Host May 25, 2024

Pseudo-Wyvern

A type of draconic creature similar to a wyvern, however instead of having no front claws or front legs, the wings have elbow like structures and claws on the end of the wings, e.g. Tigrex from the monster hunter franchise

"I drew this cool dragon!"
"You know that's a Pseudo-Wyvern right?"

by Cluttrd November 22, 2024

Timo Werner

Greatest athlete of all time and only slightly autistic

Timo Werner starts over Mbappe

by Johnathon Bartholomew III JR December 4, 2024