Writing my name here

Act of doing the most pompous ass thing on this website.

I am cool, thus I am not writing my name here.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008

witherington

"witherington" can often mean popular to some people, but mostly the word just means out of the ordinary and differant. "a witherington" walks funny at all times, usually has an obsession with drinking and sleeping. usually always up for going out and getting indecently smashed. loves to sit in its own piss. usually ends a night with a crazy fast and a smile on there face. to know a witherington means you have that bit extra of fun in your life.

"shit me out"
"fill re me witherington"
"oizza mate?"

by jord1234 September 15, 2009

teeth whitening

the act of swallowing after fellatio.

it is said that semen is a natural way of teeth whitening, so swallowing after performing the act of oral sex will only allow for the color of your teeth to improve.

by 1552 March 31, 2009

AZIAN CHATTING/WRITING

When AOL came out Azns St@rt3D wRitiNg Lik3 deESH Wh3N chaTTINg. This is the referral to it. It originated from hackers who started writing like that in codenames & words but no one really cares to give propz.

AIGHTZ, WASSUP, TRU-TRU, SUX, N-E wayz, yooz=(you is or you), Hewo=hello, Okey=ok,
LOL=laughing out loud, AZN=azian, Guh=girl, Boiz=boys, Lub yoo, Ish=is, Sowwie=sorry, Coo, Ama=I'm gonna, ure=your or you are, aish=ass, mhee=me,
nv=envy

by Joshiro007 February 20, 2003

Creative Writing via Urban Dictionary

When regularly contributing to Urban Dictionary could be an effective training ground to launching your creative writing career, because you are getting professional feedback for anything you think is funny or that would make lots of folks happy or angry—and the service is free and instant.

Unless you’re related to the editors or you’ve bribed them, it’s unlikely that you can get an entry approved if you’re a dull writer with a poor sense of humor or a puritan mindset. Why not hone your creative writing via Urban Dictionary? Why pay someone dearly to critique your writing when you’ve a team of first-rate volunteers-editors who would do it for you for free?

by MathPlus January 27, 2019

Watering the Orchid

The act of female masturbation invoking the usage of a flexible shower head.

"Where is Joanne? She's been gone for a while.."

"She's taking a bath, probably watering the orchid"

by Kellan Rayner February 15, 2012

watering the pussy

Making the Pussy wet

George was watering the Pussy

by Billybobjoel August 13, 2015