Work

A place where a man's (or Woman's) spirit is crushed down to its very core on a daily basis. A place one is forced to go every day, Monday to Friday and sometimes on Saturday to receive massive doses of soul robbing, spirit breaking, mind numbing torture, mostly at the hands of the Gestapo like, dimwitted, mentally handicapped, henchmen who are easily fooled by the Gods of Business and Captains of Industry. Work can also be used as a means of punishment for being a law abiding member of a society who's upper class feel they must look down upon anyone who has to work for a living. If it weren't for the Working man, the upper class would need to wipe their own asses and thats not cool
Ted: Hey Bill, it's been a long time. Man you look aweful whats going on, are you sick?

Bill: No Ted. I just got off work. Please kill me, kill me now!
by the_real_zacker May 10, 2012
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pulling out all the stops from ones' (male OR female) bag of tricks in order to get sex.

turning on the charm, hiding all negative and potentially damning behavior, making a fool of oneself purely to 'launch and/or envelop!
look at joe work that babe, he hasn't got a clue shes' gay.
by michael foolsley November 18, 2009
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A series of involuntary movements caused by hunger.
Malcolm worked like a dog to get butter on his bread.

Misspelling: Bush Tells Europeans - Iraq Strategy Will Work.
by Gyromitra Esculenta January 06, 2008
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place where you do your job
He is at work.
by EvaLissens September 22, 2009
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failure; defeat; suppresssion;
a Capitaliist plot
Like, what-ever! This work is work! And its sooo last year.
by amby February 02, 2004
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Just your everyday average chronic smoke.
What kind of bud is that, It's just the work homie.
by xxxl8nitexxx May 06, 2007
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Work it

Every time he looks at a playboy he has to work it.
by Judge dredd7 December 01, 2011
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