absent presumed working

A person not online as often as they had been, particularly in the daytime. Absent from chat sites or messenger programs like Yahoo or Skype or Facebook or Stickam.

Jane is absent presumed working (APW), she was not been on Facebook today (this week)

by conibonjovi October 12, 2009

morning wood working

When waking up with morning wood, masturbating to climax.

This morning I woke up and did some major morning wood working!

by jager666999 May 14, 2016

My mic isnt working

The most common excuse for not participating in class when the teacher picks on you. Yeah, if thats you, pay attention in class loser and get off your phone.

Teacher: "John, can you read the next paragraph?"
John: *Minding anything but his classwork*
John: *writes in chat*: "My mic isnt working" (yeah yeah yeah)

by Yuri A. January 23, 2021

Workvine

A close Cousin of the regular, gossip grapevine. However, workvine differs in so much as it's confined to the realms of the work place. In the office environment information is usually passed onto the workvine around vending / coffee machines and reception areas. Company receptionists are amongst the finest purveyors of workvine gossip.

Typical coffee machine exchange of workvine gossip.

"Hey Bexley, did you hear Leeroy from Accounts is banging Tasha from IT?"

"Yeah, he's dipping in so many departments right now. You want a coffee with or without sugar?"

by Bexley October 23, 2007

working in pjs

working from home. most likely in pajamas.

jax: you coming into the office?
mcg: naw, i'm working in pjs today.

by khup_ March 31, 2008

working the door

The act of stimulating the backdoor via short shallow thrusts.

He started by working the door before getting into the main act.

by Churroboy March 6, 2015

working for the Whale

working at a Sea World park.

Damn Jenny, you smell like fish, are you working for the Whale ?

by Yostiemonster February 2, 2006