willing

wanting to do something/not having a problem doing something

1.Jeff is willing to stick his penis in a blender.

2.Marsha is willing to drink the penis smoothie.

by Scuttles/Jar Jar/Gerod/Agent J April 28, 2006

willamina

A bad bitch with killer dance moves. Sometimes misunderstood but really just wants to have fun.

Yo did you see Willamina at the club last night?

--Yeah man she was killing it on that pole

by ripaloo February 13, 2017

Willard,Oh

A small town that consists of 75% crackers 20% spics 5% nigs. If you live here you probably work at one of four places MTD, Pepperidge, Donnelly, or the Railroad. The other not-so- fortunate like to live off our welfare checks. If you want a quick sandwich do not go to fast food places the first of the month, this is when they are the busiest! The only great think our town is known for is Charlie Frye! and even hes not so great!

Man i was walking through willard,oh when i slipped on a burrito and landed on a syringe!

by Chains&whips April 27, 2011

Willaim H. Macy

William H. Macy is the king of all media. He has starred in such movies as The Cooler, Celular, Pleasentville, and many others. Some of his special talents are starring in movies and fusing into giant creatures.

William H. Macy fuses to form The Incredible Burning Netted Senor William H. Chococobo Porked Chopped Macy Sandwiches.

by Erich Gercke April 7, 2005

Willennium

An alternative to a millennium, involving Will Smith, at which one is expected to party like it's 1999 only to realise that it actually is halfway through said statement.
Identifiable as a new-year celebration on the dawn of a triple-zero date at which people are gettin' jiggy with it and pumping the roof at twelve-oh-oh.

"My new years resolution for the new Willennium is to get jiggy with it on a more frequent basis"

by oisín April 30, 2006

Coalition of the willing

Personal bitches of the Bush regime. See lapdog.

Their job is basically to take it up the ass when not sucking George Dubya's cock.

by DeadByDawn November 1, 2004

Willing Vessel

(wil-ing ves-uhl)
–noun

Disposed or consenting; inclined: willing to go along; cheerfully consenting or ready; done, given, borne, used, etc., with cheerful readiness to be used for holding liquids or other contents or as a tube or duct, as an artery or vein, containing or conveying urine, semen, or some other body fluid.

Primarily used to convey disbelief that one has been "cured" of homosexuality by primarily religious means.

Secondarily used to convey subtle snark in conversation with those who purport to have been "cured" of homosexuality or to have prayed the gay away.

Girl, our new Pastor is born again. He's washed clean of the homosexuality and the gay. That's right. But I hear he's a 'willing vessel' for more than just the word of the Lord, if you know what I'm sayin'.

by JTB1967 January 15, 2011