Whoopie pie

It is a sexual act in which a male ejaculates onto a lump of feces shaped into a disk-like paddy. The whoopie pie is complete when another paddy of poopoo is added over top the jazzy-jizz to make a horrible shit sandwich. This bizarre sexual stunt was pioneered and perfect in the town of Rutland Vermont.

I developed My famous whoopie pie recipe, after my husband Ernest, and I discovered a poop left on our doorstep. He asked me “Linda, do you need to use the toilet?” And replied, “why yes Ernest I do, But what does that have to do with this mess on the step?”. He said, “Linda, I have an idea.” And the rest is history…

by Bigstevesfuckshack September 16, 2023

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Whoopie Cushion

When a man scissors a woman and puts his asshole up to her vagina and farts, and then she queefs it out.

“Dude, last night I gave Madison the Whoopie Cushion”

by TheLastVirginOnVenus October 26, 2017

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Whoopie

Having sex while eating a dessert pie and thinking of Whoopi Goldberg

I enjoyed the would Whoopie lastnight

by SillyBugger89 February 11, 2021

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Homemade whoopie cushion

When you blow into your girls pussy and push on her stomach to make her queef.

Yo I pulled a homemade whoopie cushion on my girl this week.

by IMAaceU888 April 23, 2021

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Whoopie Dazzler

the word nana would use when talkin about papa's junk in front of a mixed crowd, for example, the grand kids, virgins,Mormons,etc... " Whoopie" term used on the newlywed game describing sex. "Dazzler" grandiose or a little bit more than the regular guy!

pa let out quite a scream the other night when he caught his Whoopie Dazzler in the zipper of his pants

by jonnyrincon October 9, 2016

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