A manipulative hoe that looks like a fat potato. They cheat on their men numerous times and have fish smelling pussies riddled with HIV. If you encounter a Whalelord Goddess, communicate with them using whale sounds. I guarantee they'll do tricks like Shamu.
Guy 1: "I got bad news dawg, my girl gave me HIV."
Guy 2: "I told your dumb ass to dump her after the 3rd time she cheated on you. That's what you get for dating a Whalelord Goddess. Now no one would want your turtle looking HIV having ass."
Example 2:
Guy 1: "Hey bro, I found a Whalelord Goddess and she came to me after I done a whole bunch of whale sounds!"
Guy 2: "Awesome, but did the bitch do a flip like Shamu?"
Guy 2: "I told your dumb ass to dump her after the 3rd time she cheated on you. That's what you get for dating a Whalelord Goddess. Now no one would want your turtle looking HIV having ass."
Example 2:
Guy 1: "Hey bro, I found a Whalelord Goddess and she came to me after I done a whole bunch of whale sounds!"
Guy 2: "Awesome, but did the bitch do a flip like Shamu?"
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While in Mexico you release in a Mexican whore's ass, and then you use a snorkel mask to suck out the semen and blow it out of the top like a whale.
While I was in Mexico I used an old sock as currency and bought a fat whore, and went Mexican whale diving!
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Get the Yellow Whale mug.A phrase you would say when you're stoned and had a whirl in your head, but you don't feel like pronouncing it properly.
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Get the i got a whale mug.CRW for short , is a micro-dependent-republican country headed by a Ma'am Boss which prohibits the word "Math".
Was founded on September 2013 in a app called "Wechat"
Citizens in CRW are entitled an animal when added in the group. The government may be republican but all decisions will be handled by the Ma'am Boss. Demotion and promotion may vary, according to the way you please the Ma'am Boss.
Language is Engrish and people believe in a logic which is "Alicia Logic" that is everywhere.
There are currently 22 members and is progressing in volume since October.
Was founded on September 2013 in a app called "Wechat"
Citizens in CRW are entitled an animal when added in the group. The government may be republican but all decisions will be handled by the Ma'am Boss. Demotion and promotion may vary, according to the way you please the Ma'am Boss.
Language is Engrish and people believe in a logic which is "Alicia Logic" that is everywhere.
There are currently 22 members and is progressing in volume since October.
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Get the Czech Republic Whales mug.When your woman reluctantly gives you permission for anal sex but you are so use to hearing her say "no" that when you are finally allowed access you are unprepared with the proper lubricant. In a pinch, you lube her ass with Crisco made from whale blubber. After you emptying your ball juice inside her ass and pull out, she farts spraying a misted version of your seed and the Crisco in the air similar to a whale blasting water out of its blow hole.
My wife was so angry that she allowed me not only to talk her into anal sex, but that I use d Crisco as a lube. Out of spite, when I finished and pulled out, she purposely farted and gave me The Salty Whale as revenge.
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