Welcome to Jackcity

A term only a pure douche hopped up on roids and an ego would use. Oftentimes in front of a mirror and whispers it to himself as he faintly smiles at his tally marked notebook of morning pullups...always left open so others can see (they werent pullups *cough*).

Also. Tis a lonely place in Jackcity so the amount of tally marks for workout are only outdone by the amount of JACKing off done (and yes there is a tally page for that as well)

Welcome to jackcity; where the doucheyness shines brighter than the roid glow.

Welcome to jackcity; if you can jack it you may become the town mayor.

Welcome to jackcity; where shirtless selfie mirrors are only as joyless as what they aaaactually serve at Whitecastle.

by A Minnesotan December 19, 2018

cha welcome

A way of saying, "you're welcome" by sounding like a complete moron.

Boy- Thank you for your help with my homework.

Girl- cha welcome

by Angrymillennial January 2, 2017

A warm welcome

When you put your neighbors doorknob up your ass and shit so that theres a turd engulfing the knob

Susan down the road gave me a warm welcome this morning

by Where are my fingers July 10, 2021

Welcome to the NHK

Whenever you recommend this show or any other show, but the person you are recommending to either straight up ignore it or promise to watch it but never do

Artur: “Hey watch welcome to the nhk”

Narcis: “I WILL” never does.

by Enickrid March 2, 2021

Waxahachie Welcome

Receiving an aggressive blowjob while taking a shit in a public restroom

Do you hear about what Debbie did to old boot knife, I heard she gave him the ol Waxahachie welcome After church Sunday

by FuckOwens June 19, 2020

Welcome Center

A welcome center is a location where the laziest person works. This person enjoys spending his/her day scrolling on Facebook and taking photos of people actually working that way he/her can reflect on all the things he/her didn’t do that day. Also the majority of the time he/her isn’t very welcoming while stuff honey buns down his/her throat.

That welcome center has got to be the laziest guy on the crew.

by Pudding pie fucker June 22, 2019

Welcome To Paradise

When you're a penguin who loves to surf.

Surf's Up is a great movie and Welcome To Paradise is played at some point in the movie and Green Day kicks ass.

by UltimateDoge May 24, 2022