waldwick

A painfully small town of mostly white people and hispanics, where nothing ever happens...EVER. You will frequently see groups of teenagers walking around, hanging by the turf, walgreens, and 7-11 because there is nothing better to do.

Main attractions: Matthews- the only place that anyone ever stops at when passing through Waldwick.
El Rodeo- No comment
The donkey with a missing ear- Statue near the condos that burnt down once.

Ex 1:"Hey, Let's go to waldwick"
"Where the hell is that?"
Ex 2: "Oh, let's go to Matthews!"
"I love that place, where is it again?"
"Between Allendale and Ho Ho kus."
Ex 3: "I heard there was a nightclub underneath el Rodeo!"

by smalltownblues September 3, 2007

waldwick high school

an extremely small, lame high school located in the suburban town waldwick, nj. it's actually attatched to the middle school. most graduating classes only have 100 kids, and 85% are white, 10% spanish, and 5% asain. no one talks to the spanish kids, but they're all in ESL anyway.

lots of kids at whs like to think of themselves as rasta and wear Bob Marley shirts, even though most have never even spoken to a black person before and have only smoked weed twice.

since waldwick is a middle class town, the girls at waldwick like to pretend they're richer than they really are. most walk around with fake louis vuitton (while wearing a Marley shirt and Uggs). most kids work at Un-Believa Bills, Stop & Shop, Right Aid, Natales, but not Burger King, that's wear the spanish kids work.

if you want to go to a party thrown by a student at whs, don't expect to be drinking anything good. no, don't even expect the lowest of the low, like Budweiser. you will be drinking some lame-ass beer from some company you've never even heard of, because that's the cheapest. great. (or you will be drinking something stolen from someone's parents, therefore you're drinking from a water bottle)

if you are a graduate of whs, chances are you'll be going to Ramapo College, Montclair State, Rutgers, William Paterson, or my favorite, Bergen Community College. It's rare for some NOT to go to one of these 4 colleges.

most people (even in bergen county) have never heard of waldwick, and believe me, that's a good thing.

ex 1
Bob: Hey, do you wanna say hi to the new student that just came from El Salvador?
Lisa: NO!!!
Bob: Oh yea, we don't talk to them.

ex 2
Rachel: Nice Marley shirt! Wanna smoke weed after school?
Hannah: You know I don't really smoke weed and I'm poser rasta! I've never even talked to a black person!
Rachel: Oh yea, neither have I.

ex 3
Dylan: What HS did you go to?
Joe: Waldwick High School
Dylan: oh, i've never heard of it.
Joe: Aren't you from Bergen County?!
Dylan: Yeah...

by whsgirl March 27, 2009

Waldo

1. The elusive second shooter on the Grassy Knoll.

1. Waldo shot the President, but he did not shoot the deputy.

by Frank Herdlin July 16, 2004

Wet Waldo

The act of ejaculating in your partner's ear, then proceeding to give them a wet willy in the affected ear.

We asked Melissa why her ear was bothering her so much, and she told us it was because of the wet waldo Mike gave her last night.

by JBlaze January 11, 2009

waldorfing

the act of attacking one's sibling in inappropriate or classy venues after far too many hours of drinking

Chael was escorted from the hotel after waldorfing his brother in suite 31H and bloodying the carpet

by UncleMesa October 21, 2010

waldemar

Waldemar is a great guy that is really smart and is a really forward person.
He is a Great athlete, he is gonna make it far. Waldemar is a an old danish name that many danish kings were named.

Waldemar is a natural born Athlete

by KingenW December 12, 2016

Kimberton Waldorf School

The place where hippies blow all their money to send their kids. Those children grow up to be full out hipsters with their organic gluten free non gmo foods and dont learn how to write until 4th grade

"Yes my child Ocean Breeze River Cuoma goes to the kimberton waldorf school it is quite fascinating"
"lol imma go smoke some weed peace out hippie"

by gratata19 March 30, 2015