Wake and frag

To roll out of bed and immediately start playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3

I didn't have to work so I rolled out of bed and started my day with a wake and frag.

by Ron Fucking Swanson November 15, 2011

Wake & Jake

Rising early in the morning and masturbating first thing.

I beat off before getting of bed this morning, total Wake & Jake.

by Elastico Gomez May 7, 2018

wake-up

Poorly applied or unnatural looking make-up on an elderly womans face that resembles make-up seen on a dead person at their wake.

Did you see that nice wake-up application on that old lady?

by kit13 May 19, 2008

Fart Wake

The trail of odor that clings to your pants after a pungent fart. The more powerful the fart wake, the longer the invisible cape of stink billowing behind.

"Don't walk behind me Thomas - you're right in the slipstream of my fart wake."

by lowercase_dave February 4, 2009

Wake the Dragon

The first bonfire of the season. Always accompanied with drinks and lawn games.

Broseph1: Broseph, I know you're coming to Wake the Dragon at my place on Saturday.

Broseph2: You know it Broseph!

by dexbuddy May 24, 2009

Wake up

The act of waking someone up by first jumping on them then dry humping them the rolling them over twice and their grabbing their feet and dropping them on their head and the repeating ocssionaly hitting / grabing the persons genitals or ass

The you boy would not get up so The other boy had to Wake up him.

by Mercury199 October 25, 2010

wake and bake

Why Santonio Holmes now plays for the New York Jets.

Ganja smoking is not a good choice of hobby for an NFL player. Mike Tomlin wont be having it. Telling the world you wake and bake via twitter is some straight up stupidity.

by PDPMT April 14, 2010