by Leo Theo November 2, 2008

When someone is so scared of a splashdown, while taking a shit, that they try to time the pinch of the turd in question and immediately stand up, all with the purpose of gaining as much distance from the surface of the toilet water as possible. But they stand early...they're left straight legged when gravity takes over and the turd begins it's descent. The height where the turd falls from us just shy of waist high.
I felt the cooling embrace of the toilet water, drenching the back of my thighs after I stood up too soon and dropped a just shy of waist high.
by Mike the Fike... July 3, 2023

"Why are the pages of this Victoria Secret catalogue all stuck together?"
"Looks like someone sprayed it with waist paste.
"Looks like someone sprayed it with waist paste.
by e_RoC May 25, 2018

to engage in sexual intercourse.
by freds July 21, 2008

by pentozali April 1, 2010

by Leo Theo November 2, 2008

A copypastsa, originating from the account @mrmcfatterson, growing increasingly popular on the social media platform TikTok.
Random commenter 1: Bruh. u calling me out i have thunder thighs n like a slvtty waist but <333
Other random commenter: bro wtf
Random commenter 1: lol bro replied to a copypasta
Other random commenter: bro wtf
Random commenter 1: lol bro replied to a copypasta
by Chai LD. Moe Lester May 28, 2024
