Waidle

To walk slowly so a specific person can catch up to you while they are going back to do/get something.

"Hey can you waidle a bit, I left my phone back there."

by HandsomePenguin August 28, 2012

wadder

How Americans pronounce water.

I need a glass of wadder.

by Dr.Perfect. July 12, 2018

snapwaddling wardlemonger

a person who sell penguins illegally off the north atlantic coast of indonesia.

Abdul is such a snapwaddling wardlemonger.

by Anthony Mercuri February 19, 2004

Pulling an Eric Weddle

When you suddenly start talking about your ex during a happy occasion.

Shawne: So how was the wedding?
Tom: It was pretty good until the groom got his ring, then he started talking about his ex, like he was never over the break up.
Shawne: Wow, talk about pulling an Eric Weddle.

by Family, Trust, and Respect February 16, 2022

Hop Waddling

The act of looking like you're in a hurry, without actually moving any quicker than walking pace.

* Birds standing on the road. *

" Silly birds get off the road, or you'll be run over "

* Birds don't fly off, instead they commence hop waddling *

" Fine just hop waddle out of the way then "

" You have wings use them, Stupid hop waddlers !! "

by Aneejit March 2, 2023

Woddle

It’s like waddle but better (woddle > waddle)

Look at those Memphis Peabody ducks woddle

by notfiggy November 9, 2018

Wadleys Paradigm

A place for everything and nothing in it's place

The phenomenom of Wadleys Paradigm takes effect when finding that the labelled place where things should go is empty and that its contents have mysteriously wandered off into unexpected uncomprehensible locations. Usually this occurs after 'doin a Wadley'.

by scriptcat February 4, 2009