dirty violin

A sexual act involving 1 female and anywhere between 4-7 men (most commonly 4) wherein the men stand side-by-side facing forward and the female is on her knees in front of the men performing oral sex on each of the men, randomly alternating and switching between men until all the men have ejaculated.

What a night! Sara played a dirty violin last night with Jake, Tim, Josh, and Fernando and made a mess everywhere.

by smit47150 May 7, 2016

Violin Nazi

A violin Nazi is a violinist who believes strongly in the philosophy that the violin is the superior instrument, and all others, particularly violas, are less than worthless. These individuals are generally very dismissive of other musicians and their instruments, and seem just a little too eager to make jokes about them (especially viola jokes), in a manner that leaves everyone else wondering whether they are actually joking or not.

Violin Nazism is frequently, but not necessarily, accompanied by an overinflated ego.

Violin Nazis are not the only type of instrument Nazis (there can be cello Nazis, clarinet Nazis, etc), but it tends to be the most common with violinists.

Viola 1: Can you believe it? That violinist just laughed at me for playing one wrong note.

Viola 2: Yeah, if I had a dollar for every time he's said "violas must die," I'd be able to buy a new set of strings!

Viola 1: He really is a violin Nazi, isn't he. Smh.

by A Sharp Major April 3, 2021

Gillette Violin

Self-harm involving a razor blade, usually across the wrist in a horizontal motion, reminiscent of how a violinist holds the bow and runs it back and forth when playing.

"Sarah's been playing the gillette violin recently; those cuts look fresh."
"You are infectious human waste. Go home and play the gillette violin"

by Pentasyllabic September 26, 2017

violin

she played music on her violin as she cried cause she hated it but her parents made her do it

addy and i were laughing cause she had to play the violin and she looked dumb

GUYS ADDYS GETTING HER BROTHERS VIOLIN HEHHEHE

by addys big poopy pants March 15, 2023

Violin

To cut off someone’s head because you are doing the same movement as you would with a violin.

Jabari: I’m gonna tickle you!
Omar: if you do that one more time I will violin you!

by Omario the king 👑 October 31, 2023

Violin

a useless instrument to waste years of your life, for fucks sake i mean go outside or something, jesus christ, i mean, no one goes outside but you know, choke the chicken..

im going to waste years of my life playing the *Violin*

by A guy here to waste your time October 12, 2019

Douchey Violin Player

A chad who plays the violin.

Damn look at that douchey violin player, he's so full of himself.

by tudeep November 26, 2020