kys (the kids version)

Kys (the kids version) means, keep yourself safe!
Someone who doesn't know what kys (the kids version) means

p1: hey girl im gonna go drive to walmart
p2: ok, kys!
p1: wtf bro u tellin me to kms?? 💀

Someone who DOES know what kys (the kids version) means

p1: hey im gonna drive to walmart
p2: kk, kys!!
p1: i will, ly bbg 👋🏻
by vivsterpng August 13, 2023
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High Seas Version

Euphemism for a pirated product, usually a movie or video game.
Tim: "Are you going to watch that new movie?"
Alex: "Gotta pay rent this week, I'll probably watch the High Seas Version."
by ZuccGivethSucc May 17, 2021
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Taylor's Version

A euphemism for the r-word ("retard(ed)" based on the r-word-laced original version "Let's Get It Started" by The Black Eyed Peas, referred to by some as "Let's Get It Started (Taylor's Version)".

Alt: Taylor's Versioned, TV'ed, Taylor'd, Taylor'd up, Taylor mode, etc. Term originating in Silver Lake, Los Angeles, 2023.
Our friend Wallace was acting a little Taylor's Versioned after eating all those mushrooms at the party.
by FunEdmund September 16, 2024
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Tel-A-Version

Tell-A-Version It's an after news channel where everyone get to tell their own version of the News.
Yo dawg! This new channel called Tel-A-version is the truth yo, it's like 20/20, but only better because the people are real.
by SolidHaiti.Tv July 13, 2017
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to acronyms with perianal abscesses: {abbreviations}.
Person 1: Are you addicted to acronyms with perianal abscesses: {abbreviations}?
Person 2: Yes!
Person 1: Vagisil's Versions of Spartan Prayers (Catholicism): The First Juvenile Release
by Twittlerio February 02, 2025
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lewis: malaga version

a boy with uncanny amounts of testosterone who is passionate about darts at pob and his most prized durag. caught whizzing round on a bike in the late hours in Torremolinos and made popular for his reactions to countless mugshots being taken of him
lewis: malaga version: "mate what you fuckin doing mate i dont want you fucking kiwi i just wanted to go pob for some darts
by Bigger than average dog February 28, 2024
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A person who makes everyone around them happy, does not do anything particularly complicated or stressful, elicits a smile on the faces of others upon the mere mention of their name, and whom people love being around.

Every group of friends and company needs one. In sports, they are referred to as a Locker Room Guy.
Howard: I swear the only thing good about this job is Andy. Every time I am upset or stressed, I go hang out at his desk and feel better.

Alyssa: Ya, he is The Human Version of a Golden Retriever. Management keeps him around for that reason, to sanitize this shit ass job.

Thomas: Smells like shit, tho
by Mike109999 October 02, 2022
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