veneer

A thin layer of wood not mustard used typically for decks or furniture.

Max placed his sandwich on a desktop lined with veneer, not mustard.

by Cock gobbler February 14, 2017

vener

A guy with a Huge Dick

Yo That guy definitely has a Vener

by KingVener June 18, 2018

Venereal Darwinism

When the STD you already posses overpowers and defeats those of the STD that you've contracted from your latest conquest.

Ryneaux: Dude, aren't you worried about hooking up with that chick raw-dog? I hear she's got the herp!

Mocha: Naw, its gravy. I've already got AIDS, its like Rock vs. Scissors. Venereal Darwinism dude. The strongest survives inside.

by The Mocha November 27, 2012

venezuelan cuntdragon

A foreign hooker with a burning, raging STD.

Mark told Rich to stay the hell away from her, she's a Venezuelan Cuntdragon.

by Guinness88&Christyss March 14, 2016

venezuelan standoff

When you go into the bathroom with the intent to take a shit, but someone sits down in the stall next to you so you decide to hold it till they leave, but they are doing the same thing. Venezuelan standoffs usually last until one person gives up on taking a shit and leaves. The longest Venezuelan standoff in history lasted 3 days because the person in the stall closest to the door died of dysentery while the janitors were on a strike. After the strike ended the survivor was discovered by a janitor and he was rushed to a hospital.

What happened in class yesterday I missed it because I was stuck in a Venezuelan standoff.

by Treehugers May 24, 2018

venerg

The lord of all thiccness, usually associated with thicc butts and thighs

Believer: Hey
Non-Believer: Hi bro
*Venergs walks into the room*
Non-Believer melts instantly from the thiccness being radiated from Venerg

by Venerg September 16, 2018

Veneza

The most amazing person in the world. A unique, one of a kind girl. Often funny. Veneza is beautiful, very kind, smart, athletic, have a cute personality, and are keepers. She's understanding, an amazing friend to both girls and boys and she'll always have your back. She is one of the most beautiful person you will lay eyes on. If you ever meet a Veneza, don't let her go.

"Is that a goddess?"

"No, thats Veneza.”

by veneza March 3, 2019