fucking velociraptor

When yo bitch screams the second you stick it in

Be quiet you fucking velociraptor, it’s only 2 inches

by Crunchy puss January 10, 2018

plaza velocity

This guy is different

That guy is such a Plaza Velocity

by Iqidjwjqkksjenejdnfnd May 27, 2021

Bic Velocity

A tool utilized by the Filler God for many of their greatest creations. It was used to write the Fate of the Universe, a scripture which would determine how the universe begins and ends. It is still in use by the Filler God to write Forever Contracts, a document that can grant great power to lowly mortals, but can take away so much more. The true form of the Bic Velocity is still largely unknown, however it is speculated that it is the same color as a tangerine.

Filler God: "What is that in your pocket?"
Jack: "Oh, that's just my BIC® Velocity Mechanical Pencil with 0.7mm le-"
Filler God: "BLASPHEMY! THERE IS ONLY ONE BIC VELOCITY. ALL OTHERS WILL BE ERASED BY YORKUMS."

by emkay1 November 6, 2021

Tristan Velosa

If headache is a person, Tristan Velosa is your guy. He has the biggest clown feet that anyone on this planet could have but the funny thing he is one of the shortest on this planet. Measuring at a whopping 5'2. He is a good guy but a fucking doos.

Guy 1: Boet that guy is such a Tristan Velosa, he is such a doos
Guy 2: Yeah have you seen his feet

by real_velosa July 29, 2022

low cost high velocity bullet stopper

The technical term for a soldier. First coined during the 1990/91 Gulf War.

"Well it look like Jeff is going to be a low cost high velocity bullet stopper, I mean soldier."

"Yeah and I'm going Medical (corps) so try not to get shot Jeffie!"

by Olive Thomas July 28, 2005

veloria

veloria is the best freaking person you could ever meet she makes you feel happy all the time she cat sits and is allergic to peanuts but that doesn’t stop her she’s invincible and she’s absolutely gorgeous And she also loves to play truth or dare you are incredibly lucky if you have a Veloria in your life hold onto her and don’t lose her and also treat her nice cause she will beat yo ass

Wow that girl Veloria is smoking hot

by Mama bear January 28, 2019

Velo-hottie

State of being (Bicycling): When someone looks strikingly attractive in a cycling kit (Lycra, helmet, and sunglasses). However, when they are in regular clothing, they are disappointingly normal looking (or worse).

George- "Hey Brett, what's the story with you friend Jennifer on the Cannondale over there?"

Brett- "Easy, Tiger. She's kind of a Velo-hottie."
George- "Really?"
Brett- " Yeah, once the helmet and glasses comes off, she has a receding hairline and a lazy eye".
George- "Oh.....Well, thanks for the hears up."

by Lucky_Skunk September 3, 2013