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velocilaughter

When some one holds two hands to their chest while laughing fiercely with their mouth open, as they lean towards you and try and touch you with the little arms they've made. They look similar to a velociraptor in this pose.
That girl became a velocilaughter when you told that joke.
by FAKmyself January 15, 2015
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Velocifucker

When an old friend attempts to borrow money and you tell them to fuck off.
Hey can I borrow your money?
Fuck off, Velocifucker!
by Jack the Douche April 3, 2019
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Velma position

When your girl is wearing a skirt and on all fours looking for her glasses, you come in behind her and fuck her till she screams Jinkies.
Clarissa’s glasses fell off after she was attempting to hang a mirror on the wall, when she got down on all fours, Ken came in using the Velma position until she moaned Jinkies.
by Mothballz May 21, 2022
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velionanegs

velionanegs or velionaas is the definition of obsession. Beyond it
"Veliona from honkai impact? Oh I like her" but do you love her as much as velionanegs does?
by Wrenchy1122 July 23, 2022
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Veemolested

When you are molested by one or more Splatoon Octoling girls, Who often say "Veemo" and are called "Veemo" or "Veemo's" (plaural)
Veemo's
(the veemos climb Person)
"veemo veemo veemo veemo
veemo"

Person
Ack! I wasn't prepared for this!
(they get buried under an avalanche of veemos.)

Veemo's
(the veemos suffocate Person)

Person

Oh no! I've been... veemolested.

Person 2
VEEMOLESTED????
by Sheryl9937 May 19, 2023
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Analar Velocity

The speed at which matter passes through ones digestive system
The analar velocity of my breakfast broke many land speed records this morning
by BananaButt September 11, 2014
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fucking velociraptor

When yo bitch screams the second you stick it in
Be quiet you fucking velociraptor, it’s only 2 inches
by Crunchy puss January 10, 2018
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