Victory Jerk

The act of masterbating after succeding in a competition of sorts instead of celebrating. Also done after performing a task you were told you were unable to do. Not to be confused with Relaxterbation

Nick: I told them i could land that plane im gonnas go have a victory Jerk

by Mr.Moneybags April 6, 2010

Victoria School

A Boy's school where every student is intensely homiesexual and a school where most teachers can take a joke. It is also a school with no shortage of leaders who want to 'do good for the school' to get better ratings and is willing to claw through the competition with betrayals. Essentially a Zoo of Educated YPs.

Guy: Why is he such a cut-throat bitch

VS grunt: It's because he is a student leader in Victoria School

by VS enlisted man August 24, 2021

victoria marques

Victoria marques is the girl who dated the cute TikTok boy Alejandro Rosario but shawty wasn’t satisfying so she hanging out with Mattia polibio she want the whole crew

“Omg Victoria Marques just to be something for Alejandro Rosario”
“Really I thought she and mattia were something”

by Byebicthhh October 8, 2020

victoring

Verb
To get drunk, puke and sleep within at least 5 meters of the last location where you puked.

"Yo man, awesome party but where did mike go after 5 am?"
"He was victoring somewhere under a bridge, close to the party"

by stevegek_ April 11, 2009

Victor Wooten

Greatest bass player ever. One of the finest musicians of all time. Clinician of funk, jazz, classical and just about anything else.

The man has perfected his craft. His music IQ is unparalleled.

by Ben Gardner April 23, 2005

Victory Dump

Taking a dump while having a virus/bug. When you complete your dump you will feel refreshed and know the worst of it has gone by. This dump tells you that you have flushed away the last bits of your virus and you may now get back to living your life. This dump will often be runny, a queer colour and/or smelll terrible. When completion of dump takes place, one must stand, lift arms above ones head and do a victory march around the house. Flushing of the dump is not necessary straight away incase you want to show friends/family what you have accomplished.

Friend: Aw WTF?
You: Yeah, I know, pretty impressive huh?
Friend: You have something wrong with you
You: It was one of my better victory dumps I'll admit

by vadgetastic August 6, 2009

Victoria 2

Victoria 2 is a game that will fry your brain and melt your eyes from the massive amount of maps and spread sheets you will be looking for hours on end, whilst trying to take over the world, only to realize all of the world powers want your territory.

Me before I play victoria 2: Haven't played victoria 2 in a while.

Me when I then have remembered my last session: They're in the trees!!!

by A tired gamer November 6, 2018