Upside Down Baseball Bat

When you have a guy skeet in ur ass and then a girl with a big black dildo fucks you in your asshole and then beats you off and pulls out of your sss as you come making everything leak out of your ass and dick

Me, daryl and debbie had an upside down baseball bat last night and it was the best anal explosion I have ever had

by Big cock carl June 14, 2018

Upside-Down Circle

A perfect circle that goes against the traditional norms of not having a proper "Top, Bottom, or Side" and instead live their lives upside-down. These types of circles are near impossible to discern from those who conform to the standard rules of circultry, as the only true difference exists only on a social level and not physical. These circles are frequently found flipped vertically, with their "top" touching the ground and their "bottom" aiming straight up. Similar in concept to a he/him lesbian albeit only exhibited by perfect circles rather than humans without self-awareness. In some cases the two terms may be swapped, usually in the form of sarcasm, or to poke fun at any instance of contradicting traits.

"He's a solid color on the inside, and a solid border on the outside; I don't get what he means when he says he's an "Upside-Down Circle." "
"It's not supposed to make sense, Cheren. I'm an upside-down circle and you just have to accept that."

by Fat ol chongus August 19, 2018

upside down muffin top

to have a large muffin top that looks like a snack

damn Rainer your upside down muffin top is lookin like a snack today

by adimula October 9, 2018

Upside Down Reverse Screwdriver Shafty Succ

when you hold her/him upside down as your rotate them while they blow a man's penis

Connor and I just had a great Upside Down Reverse Screwdriver Shafty Succ Session.

by The inventor of the UD.R.S.S.S November 1, 2018

Upside down mango cake

a phrase to describe a sex position where both parties are in extreme agony

holy shit, upside down mango cake

by keeeeeaaaaan June 16, 2019

Upside down cheesecake

When a lonesome make lies on the floor with his body and legs resting up the wall (upside down) and then masturbates to completion aiming his secretion at his face.

Closely followed by feelings of shame and pride

Mum sent me to bed without pudding, couldn't bring myself to wank into a sock again, upside down cheesecake solved both problems. Still not sure how I feel about the taste of my cum.

by Lemony Giblett June 28, 2019

Upside-down Larry on the Sofa

A sex move wherein a male will lay upside down on a couch or sofa with his back on the seat cushions and legs offer the back rest then ejaculate directly into his own face. (Can also be preformed on the subject or the "Larry" if you will, by another.)

Did you hear? Tim tried an Upside-down Larry on The Sofa and his dad walked in and caught him during the money shot.

by Ghoststew October 14, 2019