thanks for the update

stfu we don't care

"thanks for the update ashley"

by dan maloof April 7, 2016

fucked update

When you're watching a replay of a game and they put the final score of the game you're watching on the ticker on the bottom of the screen.

Damn it, I had to turn off the replay of the Kings game because there was no point in watching it after the fucked update!

by txninsocal September 14, 2017

Idgetory Status Update

The status off being an Idget (idiot)

Dad! did you hear about the bus driver that forgot to drop off the kids?
really? idgetory status update

by theheem April 24, 2019

Adam el khawal update

nvm tala3 khawal fl akher

•how is adam el khawal update?
- idk never heard of that before,is that a type of food?

by la de omak m4 na September 10, 2020

Uptown Update

an immensely popular blog in the neighborhood of Uptown in Chicago, IL. Locally elected officials who struggle with being truthful despise it.

Let me check Uptown Update to see what's happening in the hood today.

by Uptown voter February 21, 2010

Updateable

Something that can be updated. See Update.

The designers at lazd.net can make easily updateable, dynamic websites.

by ladmoMA70 October 31, 2005

Status Updater

A person who uses facebook to update meaningless, mindnumbing shit about their day which no one cares about.

This person usually has little friends on Facebook, because he/she is constantly being deleted from other people's friends.

Man, Ryan really is a 'status updater' i'm gunna delete his ass, he's taking up my news feed

by kinger22 June 20, 2011