Unwashed Carrot

When a Male pulls a carrot from the ground and proceeds to fuck his spouse with the carrot and then eats the carrot after. Then the couple makes out with the chewed carrot in their mouth.

Yo man I just gave my girlfriend a unwashed carrot last night.

by Twatguzzler301 March 5, 2021

UNEARTHLY

very strange, unnatural, and frightening
unnatural or mysterious, especially in a disturbing way, supernatural uncanny
weird, ghostly, phantom ,preternatural
strange creepy

a job that involves getting up at an unearthly hour

by slysilka March 26, 2021

Unyarns

A word which means two people getting together and talking a LOT OF SHIT. Talking about completely pointless issues and topics. This is a term commonly used by members of Wellington College Sporting teams

"Bro do you wanna meet up after practise tommorow and spin some Unyarns?"

by DUB C HOORAH October 5, 2011

upward dog

A sex position similar to reverse cowgirl, except the man is obliged to yelp like an Irish basset hound until mutual climax is achieved.

I tried the upward dog the other night. Mad skillz required. But she loved my woof.

by DDogg2423 January 11, 2012

Homosexually Unaware

To be unaware of your homosexuality.

Thomas, there are two kinds of people in drama. Those that are homosexual and those that are homosexually unaware.

by ishtonkittens October 13, 2011

unmarried

The act of not being in a committed relationship with another person. Unmarried people start out as virgins, but as they get older, some lose it due to tensions and pressures of committing sexual acts and sometimes have illegitimate children, known as bastards.

Ross: Unmarried women are either virgins or sluts.
Joey: Really? How so?
Ross: Well, dude, it's a known fact that women can only be one or the other, it's not like there's a third option of any sort.
Joey: I concur. You mean like your bastard child you had with Carol.
Ross: Yes, precisely, but we got divorced, because she's a lesbian.

by FriendsFan2009 May 17, 2009

upward bound

the shit. except for those gay new people. nobody likes them. summer kicks ass. except hell week. we go on awesome trips. like to chicago. we stay at gay colleges and eat crappy food. we like to flash people. the end.

omg. i can't wait to go to upward bound this weekend!

omg. i can't wait to join upward bound.

by Emily Murphy June 18, 2008